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Author: Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, The McElroy Brothers

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The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. They may never yield. They will never be freed. This is their curse. This is their podcast.
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Til Death Do Us Blart 2023

Til Death Do Us Blart 2023

2023-11-2301:39:378

Can’t stop, won’t stop, #Deathblart The Blart quintet are back for a ninth year. Nothing will stop them from their annual watch and review of BP:MC2, not an industry-wide strike, not a lack of enthusiasm for the film. In this refreshingly straight-laced approach at the material, all five reviewers have remained (mainly) sober and checked in. This mentally sharp environment has allowed for a Griffin-Timbo mindmeld to explore the possible religious and philosophical ramifications of Paul fighting a bird in a fake garden setting to piano music. Travis is attempting to explain to his child that this movie IS a comedy. Guy is quick to defend the Toyota Yaris. And Justin has once again figured out a way to turn the watch into a joyful experience while watching shirtless in bed. Please enjoy, season greetings to one and all and do consider purchasing a shirt or poster this year because all the proceeds go to the First Nations Development Institute. https://mcelroymerch.com/collections/til-death-do-us-blart Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
Til Death Do Us Blart 2022

Til Death Do Us Blart 2022

2022-11-2401:11:163

Somehow, inexplicably, American Thanksgiving is here again, and so it’s once again time for our five bold visionaries to view and discuss Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. But make no mistake - this year, things are different. This year, there is a mole. One of the five was chosen at random to watch Here Comes the Boom instead of PBMC2. The vibes get weird. Dig in. Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
Til Death Do Us Blart 2021

Til Death Do Us Blart 2021

2021-11-2501:10:545

Your fab five are back with their latest edition of the eternal podcast: Til Death Do Us Blart. Justin has enjoyed PBMC2 in an exciting new way this year, while Tim ponders the archival nature of the project. Griffin is soothed by the comedy stylings of Gary Valentine and Ana Gasteyer and Travis believes Kevin James will do anything to feel cool. Meanwhile, Guy pulls back the curtain on how nice it feels to faint. Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
Til Death Do Us Blart 2020

Til Death Do Us Blart 2020

2020-11-2601:37:426

Well pals, it's that time of year again. American Thanksgiving. This year, we're mixing things up with a Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 commentary track designed to be synced with the film. Yes, you read that right, we're ACTIVELY incentivizing the watching of this film. Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
Bonus Episode: Origins

Bonus Episode: Origins

2020-04-2801:02:223

When the world cried out for a distraction, five dumb heroes answered the call. For one time only, Til Death Do Us Blart goes where it has never gone before: the beginning of it all.
Til Death Do Us Blart 2019

Til Death Do Us Blart 2019

2019-11-2801:19:194

It’s American Thanksgiving once more and so the grim task of forcing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 into their eyeballs and ears. This year features some bold new approaches to consuming the movie and, if we’re being honest, some mistakes were made… Enjoy! Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery Music: “Bottom of the River” by Delta Rae
Til Death Do Us Blart 2018

Til Death Do Us Blart 2018

2018-11-2201:36:109

American Thanksgiving can mean only one thing: Five people, somewhere on Earth, have watched Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. Stay tuned to the end of this year's installment of this beloved tradition for some exciting news from Tim and Guy!  Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery Music: "California Soul" by Marlena Shaw
Til Death Do Us Blart 2017

Til Death Do Us Blart 2017

2017-11-2301:14:538

American Thanksgiving is upon us yet again and while we reflect on the bounty that various cosmic powers have provided us with, we can also be grateful that Kevin James' comedy highlight, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 has been digitally captured for our endless, annual enjoyment.   Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery   Music: "Fly Away" by John Camerson
Til Death Do Us Blart 2016

Til Death Do Us Blart 2016

2016-11-2401:34:412

Here we are again, friends. It's been what can only be described as a BonerYear, but that won't stop us from watching Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 a-fucking-gain. Current hosts (who can only be freed from their hosting duties by death): Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy Music: "You Are The Light" by Jens Lekman
Til Death Do Us Blart 2015

Til Death Do Us Blart 2015

2015-11-2601:27:454

Sit down, pour a mug of hot cocoa and prepare for an annual tradition that you can pass on to your children, their children and their children and their children. It's Til Death Do Us Blart, an annual review of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 that will continue until the end of linear time. Current hosts (who can only be freed from their hosting duties by death): Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy Music: "Vou Recomeçar," Gal Costa
The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. There is no escape.
Comments (36)

Isaac Soper

It's HERE!

Nov 23rd
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Isaac Soper

I still have yet to see either of the Pault Blart movies, and I love this podcast. Starting Worst Idea right after this newest episode

Apr 4th
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ClashMovator

I never miss this podcast. ...I still haven't seen PBMC

Nov 26th
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Christine Helgeton

as a European, this is the only reason why I know when Thanksgiving is every year. happy Thanksgiving to those who practice

Nov 24th
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Nick Jones

I listened to this all in one sitting while doing ballot chasing for an election campaign. left me in a very strange headspace. 10/10

May 23rd
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Logan James

1:10:04

Dec 20th
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Logan James

39:11

Dec 20th
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Logan James

1:11:00

Dec 7th
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Logan James

1:02:40

Dec 7th
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Logan James

23:27

Dec 6th
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Castbox User

YES!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!

Nov 25th
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Elephant Wig

this is very strange to listen to without watching the movie.

Jan 30th
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Ashton

I love how every single year they rediscover that the cowriter voiced Salem the Cat in Sabrina

Jul 8th
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ICU81MI

As a new zealander I whole heartedly endorse griffin's use of our language. Please curse more you soft yanky cunts!

Apr 29th
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Inez

Holy crap amazing mid year treat!

Apr 28th
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zeldasurvive

the dawn of an era

Jan 16th
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Hailey McCulloch

I love listening to this never having watched PB1 or 2. The mystery lol...

Dec 5th
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Thomas Blue

#1 podcast of all time. binge all 6 episodes now to catch up while there's still time

Nov 30th
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Isak The Baron

ALMOST FORGOT, FUCK YES. My two favorite podcasts combined. You absolute legends.

Nov 30th
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Mae

YES

Nov 28th
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