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Jordan Gray and a guest host invite comedians, film stars, musicians and pretty much any mucker who’s game onto her little pod to pose questions both big and small for her to 'Transplain'. How does something come from nothing? Will it one day be possible to live forever? Whatever happened to Wagon Wheels, for pity’s sake? Rest assured, Jordan has a theory - even if she knows absolutely nothing about the subject. She also wants to enlighten you, so if you need something Transplaining, email askjordan@off-script.co.uk and she'll come up with the answer, personalised, like!
Please note this podcast discusses adult themes and includes swearing.
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No, you're eyes do not deceive you. Jordan is joined by her namesake, American comedian Jordan Gray, who poses questions about pre-determinism and musical instruments. Helping our Jordan deal with them is comedian Jen Ives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jenny 'The Vixen' Ryan puts questions to Jordan and Alasdair Beckett-King about the purpose of art and chewing fingernails. The trio also take audience questions about scenic views, lego houses and FOMO. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Comedian Maisie Adam and musician Sam Duckworth - AKA Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly - join Jordan to ruminate over capitalism, pro-wrestling, intelligence, guitars and golf terminology. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The wonderful Lou Sanders joins us via the miracles of technology to ask questions about repeating histories and what we're all available for price-wise. Matt, meanwhile, reveals himself to have been a thwarted champion skateboarder in his youth, which takes everyone by surprise! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The brilliant comic and actor Eshaan Akbar joins Jordan to assist in answering questions about selfishness and birds. We also deal with audience queries about poisonous foods, the golden ratio and free lunches.Follow Jordan on Instagram & TwitterEmail your questions to askjordan@off-script.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jordan and co-host for the day Laura Smyth deal with questions from the brilliant Jake Lambert about the internet and being raised by animals. We also have listener queries about euphemisms and phobias.Follow Jordan on Instagram & TwitterEmail your questions to askjordan@off-script.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The wonderful actor Vicky Alcock joins Jordan and co-host Brennan Reece to ask questions about accents and cartoons. We also have listener questions regarding bats, moonwalking and conspiracy theories.Follow Jordan on Instagram & TwitterEmail your questions to askjordan@off-script.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Three pals lock horns, as Huge Davies joins Jordan to answer questions from Jordan Brookes about fame and cats. We also have listener questions about a John Lennon song and the Marvel Comic Universe.Follow Jordan on Instagram & TwitterEmail your questions to askjordan@off-script.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In a brilliantly scattergun episode, Stu Goldsmith asks Jordan and Kuan-Wen Huang questions about the nature of time and pattern-spotting. We also have audience questions about dominoes, coincidence and volcanoes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The wonderful Isy Suttie joins Jordan to answer questions from Fiona Allen - star and co-writer of the seminal sketch show, Smack The Pony, who is taking her show On The Run to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Fiona wants to know about black holes and soft drinks, while listeners have queries about chat-up lines and the secret to success. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Broadcaster Lauren Layfield has a couple of corking questions about AI and existential dread, which Jordan and her co-host for the week Lara Ricote attempt to Transplain. We also have questions from listeners about supermarket fridges and the colours of the Earth. Bizarrely, the saddest place to masturbate is up for consideration too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Our special guest Gail Porter poses questions about deja-vu and hairnets to Jordan and her co-host - the comedian and actress Michelle De Swarte - as we return in fine style for Season 2. The listeners are on excellent form too, with questions about love, pickled onions, pyramids, and the heaviness of animals.Thanks for listening, please rate, review & subscribe.INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @TallDarkFriendEMAIL: askjordan@off-script.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Stevie brings Jordan and Emmanuel questions about the afterlife and crabs, while our lovely listeners want to know about embarrassment, perfection and Zombie movies. This leads to a frankly bizarre conversation about the movie It Follows. Jordan also does her impression of a squid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We have a question from Suzi about how to provide a brighter future for her daughter, and also one tomatoes, while listeners want to know about spider webs, snow and the infinite monkey theory. Katie provides Jordan with support in her transplanations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Buffy & Heaven (AKA hosts of the brilliant Strippers In The Attic podcast) join Jordan to ask a big question about doppelgangers and a small question about horoscopes. They also deal with listener queries about nightclubbing, promiscuous animals and pacifism.PLEASE NOTE THIS EPISODE CONTAINS VERY STRONG LANGUAGE AND ADULT THEMES THROUGHOUT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dinesh has questions about allergies and small confectionary, which Jordan and Harriet do their very best to answer coherently. Our listeners, meanwhile, want to know about Pyrrhic victories, Guess Who and cartoon worlds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Daniel tests Jordan and returning co-host Rich with questions about immortality and Percy Pig, while listeners want to know about wasps, nuclear war and pleasing smells. We also find out the unlikely way Cleopatra sought gratification from bees ... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In the latest episode, the hilarious Josh Jones has questions about consensual relationships with vampires and the origins of his beloved gravy. Jordan and Ria do their best to answer them, along with listener questions about original thoughts, hairy animals and solar energy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bec Hill pops the questions to Jordan and co-host Thanyia, which in this instance relate to time travel and hiccups. They also answer listeners' queries about pigeons, missiles, champagne and dog hair! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jordan, Ross and Russell get stuck into a big question about the ageing process and a small question about the gender identity of male seahorses. They also discuss self-destructing smartphones, resealable packaging, symmetry in nature and alien sex toys. PLEASE NOTE THIS EPISODE CONTAINS VERY STRONG LANGUAGE THROUGHOUT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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