Tuesdays with Stories!

The boys are BACK from their holiday vacay, folks! Mark Normand, much to everyone's surprise, had a series of mishaps  throughout his African honeymoon! We're talking: international flight  problems, rainstorms, Malaria pill sickness, a live sex show with the  B-squad, bad mushrooms, getting shot at by fireworks, a narcoleptic  Capetown tour guide and more! Joe is shocked and dismayed as Mark weaves a tangled, tangled web. It's  an all-time Tuesdays!  Our Stuff:  - patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  Sponsors: - Get the best deal on a phone at https://mintmobile.com/TUESDAYS - To get 20% off your first order of Manscaped visit https://manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code TUESDAYS. Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or  someone  you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral   services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537)   (IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700   (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit   OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically   present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI   /NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. VOID IN OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions   apply. Free bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet.   $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being   awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms. No Sweat:   Valid 1 offer per customer per day of NFL 2023 Wild Card Round. Opt in   req each day. First bet must lose after opting in. NFL bets only. Paid   as one (1) free bet based on amount of initial losing bet. Max $10  free  bet awarded. Free bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being  awarded.  See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms.

Joe and Mark are having a kooky time in the studio folks. They're  talking Denis Leary, an alternate take on joke stealing, class  clowning.... Mark goes clubbing like it's Night at the Roxbury, and Joe  stands up for himself against an aggressive cookie-pusher! It's a crazy  week for queefsters! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit http://athleticgreens.com/TUESDAYS for a Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and get up to 29% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code TUESDAYS. Gambling  Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone  you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral  services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537)  (IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700  (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit  OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically  present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI  /NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. VOID IN OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions  apply. Free bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet.  $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being  awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms. No Sweat:  Valid 1 offer per customer per day of NFL 2023 Wild Card Round. Opt in  req each day. First bet must lose after opting in. NFL bets only. Paid  as one (1) free bet based on amount of initial losing bet. Max $10 free  bet awarded. Free bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded.  See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms.

Mark and Joe start breaking down the locations in Boston. Joe calls for some questions from the audience, so they talk best celebrity  flubs and most underrated/overrated physical features. Suddenly, Mark has a bizarre stomach attack in the middle of the episode and runs out  of the room. He returns and the guys can talk about the  biggest regret of their 20s, and to kick off 2023, Mark and Joe close  the show with predicting upcoming celebrity deaths! Our Stuff:      - patreon.com/tuesdays      - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories        Sponsors: - Use code STORIES at https://mizzenandman.com - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code TUESDAYS. Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800- GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1- 800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI /NJ/ NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. VOID IN OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Free bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms. No Sweat: Valid 1 offer per customer per day of NFL 2023 Wild Card Round. Opt in req each day. First bet must lose after opting in. NFL bets only. Paid as one (1) free bet based on amount of initial losing bet. Max $10 free bet awarded. Free bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms.

It's the first ep of 2023, and we've still got that holiday spirit  folks! Mark heads to Toronto with a ton of drugs at the border. He's  incorrigible!! Joe has an amazing weekend in Madison with Matt Wayne,  the king of kings! Mark goes to see The Bills in freezing temperatures,  barely makes it out alive, and purposely gets Matt Wayne a present! We  got Wayne on the brain here everybody!!   Our Stuff:      - patreon.com/tuesdays      - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories        Sponsors:   - This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.  - Visit http://www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS.  - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays

Hey everybody - every year we take the week of Christmas off. If you're a Tuesgay, you know this is the one week each year where we don't release an episode. Well this year, we're releasing a little peek behind the paywall on the Tuesdays with Stories Patreon. In this ep we're throwing you a few clips of all of our Patreon shows - Must Queef TV, Give It a Goog, live Tuesdays with Stories, Hot Gay Sets, Q + Anal, and even a snippet of our normal behind-the-scenes bonus Tuesdays eps. Plus, we're wrapping it up with an O.G Tuesdays from 2013. We release the O.G. Tuesdays episodes on Patreon here and there. If you'd like to sign up, you get ad-free versions of the normal weekly Tuesdays, plus you get a brand new bonus episode from one of these shows each week. It's $3 a month for all this right now. On 01/01/2023 we will be changing our pricing, but if you sign up before then, you'll be grandfathered in at $3 a month. Hope you guys enjoy it! Happy Holigays! 

It’s that time of the week! Tuesday baby! Mark heads over to the Joe Rogan Experience and ends up doing mushrooms with Rogan, Shane Gillis and Ari Shaffir. Joe heads to the Vermont Comedy Fest with Matt Wayne and Andrew Schiavone.  Meanwhile Mark goes from Austin to Boston to Connecticut to Boston to  Philly and barely makes it back alive. It’s Tuesday! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at http://bluechew.com/TUESDAYS - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month.

The boys are here and the holidays are in full-swing! Joe heads back to Massachusetts for Thanksgiving, and feels the spirit of the season in the heartland of the pilgrims. Mark gets pulled over while driving with expired registration and insurance. Joe continues to try to change his diet and Mark teaches us about the healthiest foods (even though it  heavily conflicts with his other very recent claims about the healthiest foods). Finally, Mark tries to go through airport security after taking a Blue Chew and things get hairy. It's Tuesdays, folks! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories    Sponsors: - Go to https://Auraframes.com/TUESDAYS and get $30 off today. - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Visit http://www.manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS for 20% off and free shipping. - Use code STORIES at https://mizzenandmain.com - Visit http://www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS.

Joe spins an impressive yarn about a monstrous BM, before revealing that he finally went to the doctors and is unhappy with the results. The guys talk about ways to help his (not-so-bad) high-normal blood pressure situation. They settle on one thing: we must protect our queen. Mark goes to a festival in Houston, gets a bad seat on an airplane, and goes back to therapy. Are these things related? Find out on the newest Tuesdays! Our Stuff:   - patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories     Sponsors:   - Visit https://www.expressvpn.com/tuesdays - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com   - Visit http://www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS.

The boys are back from Louisiana and they're waxing poetic about the wedding! We're still in New Orleans in our minds folks, and we walk you through the entire nuptials! Holy HELL what a time! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays

The boys are in New Orleans for the wedding of Mark Normand. As Joe and Mark share a bed, they talk about the trip, the plans, the secret show they're about to do, and Mark's final night as a single man. Our Stuff:  - patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit http://www.manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS for 20% off and free shipping. - Try Blue Chew for free at http://www.bluechew.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 15% off your first order by visiting https://www.getfirstperson.com and use code Tuesdays - Use code THANKFUL25 at https://mizzenandman.com

It's Tuesday folks - which means the boys are having issues in the sky.  Mark is on a plane with a dead cell phone and Joe is stuck in a middle  seat - plus, they demand to know: WHY do people lie about how far the airport is from their houses. Tell the truth, ya maniacs! AND - Mark's wedding (as of this recording) is right around the corner and  he's chomping those fingernails! Normand goes to a strip club with Ari Mannis, and then leaves a rental car running overnight which runs out of gas. Joe heads to LA, hangs with Bobby Kelly + Ari Shaffir, and does a show with  David Spade and Sebastian Maniscalco! The gays are coast-to-coast! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays and use code EARLYBF

Mark and Joe open up the show by lamenting having non-teacher adults in classrooms. Who are they?! Nobody knows! If you know, please don't reach out. Then - a fourth boy joins Mark, Joe and Chuck in the room - Ari Shaffir jumps in between the gays! That's right! Ari Shaffir saw the comments about how much the listeners do NOT want guests so he decided to make them upset. Ari also has a new special Ari Shaffir - Jew. So he's here to breakdown Mark's upcoming wedding plans with the boys! Part 2 is available at patreon.com/tuesdays Our Stuff:  - patreon.com/tuesdays    - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories       Sponsors:    - Visit https://www.expressvpn.com/tuesdays  - Visit http://www.manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS for 20% off and free shipping.   - Visit http://www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS. SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

The boys open up by criticizing kung fu movies and gushing about  Jon Lovitz! Joe talks about meeting Natalie Portman and Mark talks about  meeting Parker Posey.  The guys talk about the women they find hottest.  You won't BELIEVE the names that are thrown around. Did they mention  Roseanne Barr? Janet Reno? The homeless lady from "Home Alone 2?" You  have to listen to find out! Mark finally gets a good haircut!  The boys daydream about starting a comedy night AND a comedy club! Who's  the manager? You guessed it: the homeless lady from "Home Alone 2." She  needs a job and we're stepping up to help her out! It's Tuesday, folks! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com

The guys talk airline lounges and Joe lives his rock star dreams!    Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at http://www.bluechew.com/TUESDAYS  SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

Mark opens the show by telling a story of becoming a tour guide for the West Village. Joe ruins a Chipotle hookup with an extra ladle of honesty! Mark heads to four different cities in four days, and has a canine airplane invader! Joe goes to Syracuse, and calls for the end of Starbucks mobile orders. The boys get into money, time and diamonds being a construct. We've got a couple of Dalai Lamas in the studio, folks! True jizz-dom! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Visit http://www.manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS for 20% off and free shipping. - Visit http://www.liquidIV.com and use code TUESDAYS.

The boys start off debating why bear poop is normalized but human  poop is terrifying. Mark and Joe head to a special photo-shoot for Racket  magazine, where they recreated a tennis-based episode of Seinfeld. Mark  talks about putting together a new show and a big creative win  behind-the-scenes! Joe tailgates in Gig Harbor, Mark goes to  San Jose and praises the Delta Lounge. The guys close the show by  cursing highfalutin meals. Bring back a good ole' fashion cheeseburger!  We're covering what matters, folks!! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com - Visit http://www.manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS for 20% off and free shipping. - Support the show and get 15% off your first order by visiting https://www.getfirstperson.com and use code Tuesdays

Tuesday is HERE, ladies and gentlemen! Joe heads to Gig Harbor to hang with the fam (not his fam, but A fam) and then to LA for his very own fish-out-of-water story. Mark deals with a nightmare Q+A on the road, and then heads to Howie Mandel's pod, where Mandel calls Mark's mom and puts her on the spot! Joe does Bill Burr's podcast on the West Coast, and has an all-time hang in LA. It's a banger of an ep, baby! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories Sponsors: - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show by going to www.buyraycon.com/tuesdays - Visit https://www.expressvpn.com/tuesdays

This week on Tuesdays with Stories: Mark is back from the makeup date of Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded tour, and has to battle the town drunk at an outdoor event! Joe takes in some more tennis, and Mark gets scolded about what's right and wrong with a straight-up racist! It's Tuesday! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories     Sponsors:   - Try Blue Chew for free at http://www.bluechew.com/TUESDAYS - Visit http://www.manscaped.com and use code TUESDAYS for 20% off and free shipping. SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2ABEe1w

The boys are back in the saddle! Mark has a gig with sweet, sweet Chris Al this week and is riding pretty! Joe gets hooked on Nathan for You and gets a killer Pearl Jam ticket hook-up from Dan Soder. However, what happens when he gets tapped to announce for the US Open and it conflicts with the big night? What does Jojo do!?? Find out on a brand new bouncing baby Tuesdays! Our Stuff: patreon.com/tuesdays                      youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories     Sponsors:   - Visit https://www.betterhelp.com/Tuesdays for 10% off your first month. - Support the show and get 20% off with the code TUESGAYS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com - Support the show and get up to 29% off some sweet new metal art with the code TUESDAYS at https://displate.com/tuesdayswithstories?art=624740987334c

Tuesday's here! Joe kicks things off by disparaging the Beastie Boys and contemplating mortality. Mark barely makes a gig with Bert Kreischer after a canceled flight, and has to follow a killer set from Big Jay Oakerson! Joe goes to see the new Idris Elba movie BEAST and has a deplorable time! Mark reluctantly goes suit shopping and the boys argue about bowties! It's a riveting Tuesdays, baby!! Our Stuff: patreon.com/tuesdays  youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   Sponsors:  - Support the show and get 15% off your first order by visiting https://www.getfirstperson.com and use code Tuesdays. - Support the show: http://www.go.factor75.com/TUESDAYS130 use code TUESDAYS130 for $130 off - Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code TUESDAYS.   If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426- 2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522- 4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms.