Two Idiot Girls

hi lil freaks!!! this week we concluded our beloved "Hear Me Out" series! in this episode we talk about setting boundaries, our favorite halloween costumes we saw online, and why liking Lightning McQueen isn't as bad as liking the Target Shopping Cart????? girl IDFK DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/twoidiotgirls

hiiiiii freaks!! we concluded our spooky season episodes with a pair of sisters we get compared to literally every day of our lives LMAO as well as our Hear Me Out series! in this episode we talked about Drew's experience at her first ever NBA game, why Deison is locked in on James Spader, and we explain our beef with Dean Hardscrabble from "Monsters University." DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls

hi freaks!! this week we decided to follow our current favorite TikTok trend and have y'all send in your #1 choices for a "Hear Me Out" cake! in this episode we talked about our favorite Olsen twin movies, what happens when we "go LEGO", and wtf is TARS from "Interstellar" doing on this list??? DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Lume: Use code TWO IDIOT GIRLS for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com

hi lil freaks!!!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's funny stories that happened to y'all while in a costume! in this episode we talked about Drew's issues with Vampire Diaries, when you get into a car accident while dressed like a Christmas tree, and our uncle who has a new bit every single Christmas Eve! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Olive and June: Visit OliveandJune.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS for 20% off your first System! 

hiii CHATTTT!!!! this week we started a spooky series where we had y'all send in stories about the funniest things that happened to you while you were in a Halloween costume! in this episode we talked about our current bits only we laugh at, our past Halloween costumes, and why we've never been sweating and secretly wished we weren't wearing chonies??? guys....what's going on?? IM SCARED DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls

hi freaks!!! HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! the first of our 5 costumes is revealed in this episode, we dressed up like one of our current favorite tv show! we answered even more of y'all's gardening questions! in this episode we talked about the masterpiece that is Greta Gerwig's "Little Women", what Deison thinks is Drew's most surprising quirk LMAO, and why Drew worries about Deison's everyday well-being sometimes :D DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi CHATTTTTT!!! this week we continued our gardening series! in this episode we talk about our weirdest/rudest celebrity interactions, a couple of comments that gagged us??, and if we could build our dream smoke circle with characters from "The House of the Dragon"! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Magic Mind: They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code twoidiotgirls at checkout at magicmind.com/twoidiotgirls

hi freaks!!! this week we returned to our beloved "gardening" theme! in this episode we talked about how we almost died at the hand of a squirrel in Central Park, that one time Drew forgot she necked a party size bag of spicy doritos, and we describe what "gardening" feels like LMAO this episode was A LOT *** ALSO we are aware that we misremembered what character is Bad Ape! Deison was remembering Donkey from the same move lmao DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Lume: Use code TWO IDIOT GIRLS for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls

Thank to our friends e.l.f. and Tinder for sponsoring this episode! Hi chat!! This week’s episode has been sponsored by our besties e.l.f. and Tinder because they have a super cutie collection coming out! in this week’s episode we answered some of y’alls questions about all things DATING! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! (https://drew-afualo.com/) For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls (http://patreon.com/twoidiotgirls) for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi chattttt!!! this week Drew wanted to do another gardening episode due to popular demand! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on the Season 2 finale of "House of the Dragon", what advice we would've given our past selves for their first time gardening, and some of our favorite bits from tour! ***Team, our camera was trying to die at the end so that's why the episode ended so chaotically LMAOOO love that it happened during an episode where we're both super alert and locked in and not under any sort of influence or whatever! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Webroot: You can get 60% off at Webroot.com/tig to live a better digital life. - Olive and June: Visit OliveandJune.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS for 20% off your first System! 

hi CHATTTT! SURPRISE!!! here's the live recording of our recent show in Los Angeles, California and so many of you lil freaks got to be there in person to see it! we know so many of you couldn't make it so we made sure to record one of our best shows so everyone could enjoy it! if you want to watch the rest of the live show to see us do a Q&A with our lil LA freaks, join our patreon! AGAIN we are truly so humbled and grateful to every single of you freaks. thank you for loving us as us, thank you for coming to see us on tour, thank you for literally everything. we love and appreciate all of you so so much! APES TOGETHER STRONG!!! ***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi chat!! this week we concluded our series on answering all of y'all's silly questions! in this episode we talked about Deison's current beef with TSA???, Drew's current book obsession, and share more funny stories from tour! Chat, we can't thank you enough for being so sweet and kind and warm throughout this tour! THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!!! Thank you for supporting and loving us through so much! And a huge thank you to all of you who bought Drew's book - who is now the first Samoan woman to make it on to the New York Time's Best Seller List!!! HELLO ????????? ***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! ANDDDD OUR TOUR HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! COME SEE US ON THE ROAD! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Webroot: You can get 60% off at Webroot.com/tig to live a better digital life. - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls

hi lil freakssss!! this week we continued to answer all of y'all's silly questions! in this episode we recapped the first 11 shows of our tour!!, we shared which ride at Disneyland we'd most like to work, as well as why our earliest memories of us eating cereal in our chonies and watching early morning cartoons at our Grandpa's house lol Chat, we can't thank you enough for being so sweet and kind and warm throughout this tour! THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!!! Thank you for supporting and loving us through so much! And a huge thank you to all of you who bought Drew's book - who is now the first Samoan woman to make it on to the New York Time's Best Seller List!!! HELLO ????????? ***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! ANDDDD OUR TOUR HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! COME SEE US ON THE ROAD! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Lume: Use code TWO IDIOT GIRLS for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com

***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! ANDDDD OUR TOUR HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! COME SEE US ON THE ROAD! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! hi freaksssss!! this week we had y'all ask us silly questions because we were inspired by Drew being asked "If you could fight any historical figure, who would it be and why??" in this episode we talked about all of the women named Daisy in Hollywood ??, why we'd fight Claire Bear if given the opportunity, and what Olympic sport we truly believe we'd excel in! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Olive and June: Visit OliveandJune.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS for 20% off your first System! 

***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! ANDDDD OUR TOUR HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! COME SEE US ON THE ROAD! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! hi freaks! this week we concluded our aura points segment & I can't believe it...but this one might have lost the most aura points out of all the stories we've read ! in this episode we talked about our amazing time at the WNBA All Star game!!, more stories of Donnie being Donnie I guess??, and why tf are team dinners a thing in high school??? For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Lume: Use code TWO IDIOT GIRLS for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com - Webroot: You can get 60% off at Webroot.com/tig to live a better digital life. - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls

hi sweet lil freaks!! this week we continued to rate and giggle over your aura points stories and wow i feel like we learn so much about you all ! (derogatory) in this episode we talked about more of Drew's middle school lore, how many aura points you lose when you accidentally wave to someone who wasn't waving to you, and Deison's thoughts on the Gladiator 2 trailer! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi freaks!! this week we pulled inspo from our FYPs and decided to ask y'all what have you done to lose aura points?? -- and obviously we will laughed too much & assigned the proper point amount! in this episode we talked about how we think Usain Bolt could increase his running time, Drew's valiant and overdue return to Twitter, and the time Deison was ghosted & she responded so she could have the last word LMAO COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

****DISCLAIMER: audio is VERRRY different this episode because this one isn't with our normal mics so the sound is a lil funky. we had originally planned for no episode this week because we've both been super sick and slammed with work BUT we decided to film one anyways because we love u! hi lil freaks!! we concluded our FMK series where y'all send in your picks and this one was even more random than last week's if you can believe! in this episode we talked about how Sexyy Red & Aemon Targaryen are connected, why we went to Erewhon 3 days in a row???, and how Drew was Shrek in a past life! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi freakssss!! this week we continued our FMK series with all of y'all's picks! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on Season 3 of The Bear!!!!!!!, whether we'd want to marry or kill Maurice from Planet of the Apes, and how Drew would FMK The Great British Baking Show, Modern Family, and the summer i turned pretty (spoiler alert: she wouldn't be able to exist!) COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

***BESTIES, the audio Gods were not on our side this episode so Drew's mic sounds a lil echoey :D just wanted to give y'all a heads up before we get 400 comments about it lol love youuuuuuuuuu*** hi lil freakssssss!!! this week we decided to play a harmless fun game of FMK and have y'all send in your suggestions! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on "Game of Thrones" & "House of the Dragon", whether or not the dad from "High School Musical" is hot, and why we think Caesar the Ape would be a good husband! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo