Two Idiot Girls

hiiiiiii freaksssss!!! we continued to read and giggle over all of the things y'all's exes did yet you stayed and we learned A LOT!! in this episode we talked about the controversial vanity planet spin brush, how to react when your bf lies about his height TO your face and iN front of company??, and why men are so against cleanliness!!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hellooo sick lil freaks!! this week we asked y'all to send in stories about things your ex did and you still stayed with them :'( we gasped over men's hygiene almost the entire time, can u BELIEVE????? in this episode we talked about the first serious conversation Drew & Pili had, what to do when your bf cheats on you & wears a tie you bought him to his wedding???, and how to react when someone serenades you with an intimate ukulele performance ???? :D PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi freaks!!! :D this week we decided to do another gardening episode because y'all have been enjoying the last couple lol in this episode we talked about new rules that should be implemented at TSA, how many geese we could WRECK in a fight, and Drew's trick to have dolphin skin on her back! :) PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi freakss!!! this week we continued to "garden" and answer y'all's questions annndddd let's just say we were feelin it this episode (meaning Deison was lmao) in this episode we talked about our favorite tv "himbos," pet peeves we have that we believe deserve punishments, and who we think was the original family vlog channel ????? PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - Factor: Head to factormeals.com/twoidiotgirls50 and use code twoidiotgirls50 to get 50% off. FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi freaks!! this week we did one of our most highly requested episodes where we've "gardened" and answered y'all's questions!! in this episode we talked about our new tattoos!!!, how we'd take care of loose seagulls in our house, and why no one asks Drew about her AP Test Scores???? PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Earth Breeze: Visit earthbreeze.com/twoidiotgirls for 40% off to get started! - MeUndies: Get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping, at MeUndies.com/twoidiotgirls FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hiiii sick lil freaksss !!! this week we continued to talk about all of y'all's tv shows and movie hot takes! in this episode we talked about whether or not romantic comedies are back????, Drew breaks down the cinematic classic "Burlesque", and Deison's least favorite character in "The Summer I Turned Pretty"!!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls - Lume: As a special offer for listeners, new customers GET $5 OFF a Lume Starter Pack with code TWO IDIOT GIRLS at LumeDeodorant.com  FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi freaks!! this week we had y'all send in your hot takes on ALL things regard tv shows and movies and GUESS WHAT - we disagreed a lot with y'all LMAO in this episode we talked about thinking "The Office" is boring?? (so wrong), why "She's the Man" is a cult classic that doesn't get enough recognition, and shared stories from our past lives as corporate america girlies LMAO PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/TwoidiotGirls and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi sick lil freaks!!! this week we concluded our series on the most embarrassing things y'all did for crushes and BOY did you deliver!!! in this episode we talked about Deison's current hyper fixation (white boy of the month obvs), our current bit with Adam (maybe he makes an appearance in this eppy IDK), and the time Drew was in a love square UNBEKNOWNST to her and AGAINST her will :) PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/TwoidiotGirls and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. - Factor: Head to factormeals.com/twoidiotgirls50 and use code twoidiotgirls50 to get 50% off. FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi sick freaksss!! in the spirit of February we asked y'all to send in stories about embarrassing things you did for crushes and.....it was A LOT... in this episode we talked about falling off your crush's loft bed & having to buy him dinner, new tv shows Drew is currently consuming, and Deison's new crushes !! (spoiler alert: they're men!) For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Earth Breeze: Visit earthbreeze.com/twoidiotgirls for 40% off to get started! - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls - MeUndies: Get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping, at MeUndies.com/twoidiotgirls FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi sick freaks!! first guest episode of 2024 and it's none other than our gorgeous talented hilarious super successful friend Caleb Hearon!!!!! in this episode we talked about Caleb's top secret way to decompress, the life event that forced Drew to complete 75 Hard, and why Deison's veganism changed the trajectory of her friendship with Caleb. this episode felt very gay....not sure why?? LITERALLY FOLLOW CALEB ON EVERYTHING @calebsaysthings ! We cannot recommend enough to see him perform live, he's so so so talented! Visit this link for more info: https://calebhearon.komi.io/ For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - Lume: As a special offer for listeners, new customers GET $5 OFF a Lume Starter Pack with code TWO IDIOT GIRLS at LumeDeodorant.com  FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi freaksss!! this week we asked y'all to send in your current most polarizing hot takes on all things food, pop culture, silly stuff, ETC! in this episode we recapped our trip across the pond!!, shared what we're referring to diarrhea as in 2024, and why there's literally NO way ON EARTH that cake is better than pie ? (NICE TRY!) For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - NYX Cosmetics: Get your NYX Cosmetics Pro Fix Stick Concealers at your favorite makeup retailer and at nyxcosmetics.com FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

in this essay i will prove to you why we believe egg salad will ALWAYS be superior!!! this week we concluded giggling over y'all's ins and outs for 2024! in this episode we talked about what drinks make your breath stink the most, our favorite lip oils, and more of our current favorite bits. ps: we filmed this pre-London so we'll be recapping this in next week's episode!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Factor: Head to factormeals.com/twoidiotgirls50 and use code twoidiotgirls50 to get 50% off. - NYX Cosmetics: Get your NYX Cosmetics Pro Fix Stick Concealers at your favorite makeup retailer and at nyxcosmetics.com - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi freaks! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's Ins and Outs as well as have 400000 mins of zoomies :) in this episode we reveal our new set!!!, discussed our first trip in 2024, and the multiple uses for those gorgeous controversial Tabby shoes! it was A LOTTTTT For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - MeUndies: This Valentine’s Day, give the gift that’ll always have them thinking of you and get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping, at MeUndies.com/twoidiotgirls - NYX Cosmetics: Get your NYX Cosmetics Pro Fix Stick Concealers at your favorite makeup retailer and at nyxcosmetics.com FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi freaks! due to popular demand we had y'all send in your current Ins and Outs for 2024! the zoomies for this one are pretty extensive lol in this episode we talked about why sicko men deserve to be in the Upside Down, Drew's current love for extension cords, and why being single is OUT for 2024 :) For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls - NYX Cosmetics: Get your NYX Cosmetics Pro Fix Stick Concealers at your favorite makeup retailer and at nyxcosmetics.com - Earth Breeze: Visit earthbreeze.com/twoidiotgirls for 40% off to get started! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi sick lil freaks!!! this week we continued answering y'alls questions for us! in this episode we talked about Drew's NEW current video game obsession, our thoughts on new years resolutions, and stinky ass????? why does that keep coming up??? so random... For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - NYX Cosmetics: Get your NYX Cosmetics Pro Fix Stick Concealers at your favorite makeup retailer and at nyxcosmetics.com - ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/TwoidiotGirls and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. - HelloFresh: Go to HelloFresh.com/twoidiotgirlsfree and use code twoidiotgirlsfree for FREE breakfast for life!  FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

HAPPY NEW YEAR BEAN FREAKS!! omg new year and new season of two idiot girls WAT THE HECK?! because there's so many new people here we decided to do a Q&A for y'all! in this episode we talked about Drew's current video game hyperfixation, yet another embarrassing college library story for Deison, and what our top 5 favorite drinks were in 2023 LMAO For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - Lume: As a special offer for listeners, new customers GET $5 OFF a Lume Starter Pack with code TWO IDIOT GIRLS at LumeDeodorant.com That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack when you visit LumeDeodorant.com and use code TWO IDIOT GIRLS.  FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi besties! FINAL EPISODE OF THE YEAR ALERRRRRRTTTT!! and guess what?? we didn't miss any episodes ALL of 2023! WAT THE HECK!! to continue our tradition from last year, we wanted to finish off 2023 by having y'all share your most embarrassing moments of the entire year and wow we can't believe so many of you fell down in 2023??? LMAO in this episode we talked about Drew's wild experience at the Barbie premiere, how to gaslight your way out of destroying the concrete curb in your work parking lot, and we revealed Squid's new sibling????? IDK U GOTTA WATCH THE YOUTUBE VERSION TO FIND OUTTTTT For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - HelloFresh: Go to HelloFresh.com/twoidiotgirlsfree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active with code twoidiotgirlsfree - Miracle Made: Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to TryMiracle.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS and use the code TWOIDIOTGIRLS to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hiiiiiii :) our current favorite trend on TikTok rn is silent reviews so we decided to have y'all send us things you'd want us to give a silent review on! to make it more accessible to audio only listeners, we took turns guessing what the other one's silent review was TRULY trying to convey and it went just as perfect as we assumed it would lol in this episode we talked about the Cake Boss???, our ranking of the HSM trilogy, and Deison's 30th birthday weekend !!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Lume: As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off Lume’s Starter Pack with our exclusive code and link. And for a limited time, returning customers can get $5 off their next purchase of $30 or more, too! Use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at LumeDeodorant.com - Green Chef: Visit greenchef.com/idiot60 use code 60idiot to get 60% off plus free shipping! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi bestiessssss! this week we concluded our Dating Advice series and we actually answered a lot of questions this time LMAO in this episode we talked about how to confront a bad kisser, getting back into the dating field after a bad breakup, and MOST IMPORTANTLY: what to do when a man puts his bare feet on your lap in the middle of a first date 0_0 ...... WAT We'll be hosting a super special silly fun Trivia Night on our Patreon on December 12, 2023!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Lume: As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off Lume’s Starter Pack with our exclusive code and link. And for a limited time, returning customers can get $5 off their next purchase of $30 or more, too! Use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at LumeDeodorant.com - Miracle Made: Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to TryMiracle.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS and use the code TWOIDIOTGIRLS to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. - Tushy: HelloTUSHY is offering our listeners an exclusive limited time offer of FIFTEEN PERCENT OFF your first bidet order PLUS FREE SHIPPING! Go to hellotushy.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS for FIFTEEN PERCENT off all bidets! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi friendssss!! y'all's favorite episodes are about dating and us giving advice so we decided to combine the two for this one! in this episode we talked about how to date someone with differing beliefs from you (spoiler alert: don't do it lol), how to pick yourself back up after an awful break up, and our unfiltered UNWAVERING thoughts on the 2023 Great British Bakeoff finale! We'll be hosting a super special silly fun Trivia Night on our Patreon on December 12, 2023!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Lume: As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off Lume’s Starter Pack with our exclusive code and link. And for a limited time, returning customers can get $5 off their next purchase of $30 or more, too! Use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at LumeDeodorant.com - ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/TwoidiotGirls and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Many are available within 24 hours. FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo