Two Idiot Girls

hi friendssss!! y'all's favorite episodes are about dating and us giving advice so we decided to combine the two for this one! in this episode we talked about how to date someone with differing beliefs from you (spoiler alert: don't do it lol), how to pick yourself back up after an awful break up, and our unfiltered UNWAVERING thoughts on the 2023 Great British Bakeoff finale! We'll be hosting a super special silly fun Trivia Night on our Patreon on December 12, 2023!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Lume: As a special offer for listeners, new customers get $5 off Lume’s Starter Pack with our exclusive code and link. And for a limited time, returning customers can get $5 off their next purchase of $30 or more, too! Use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at LumeDeodorant.com - ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/TwoidiotGirls and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Many are available within 24 hours. FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hiiii! hey so the camera quality of our show just got a new upgradeeeeee :) check out the YouTube version to see it live and in action! ok so for this week we concluded our Kiss Marry Ignore series on y'all's choices and it was definitely a LOT. in this episode we talked about how skid marks are ALWAYS going to be ignored, we learned more about Drew's disdain for Capricorns, and Deison briefly talks about her new white boy of the month (it's Tom Blyth lmao) all in all, it was a good time!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS . FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

omg hiiii! this week our Idiot Friends from our Patreon asked for us to play Kiss Mary Ignore with y'all's choices and it was a RIDE lmao in this episode we talked about how we'll always ignore stinky butt, our current favorite bit, and why we think we should be hired to work on season 3 of The Summer I Turned Pretty???!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS . - Green Chef: Visit greenchef.com/idiot60 use code 60idiot to get 60% off plus free shipping! - Lume: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at lumedeodorant.com! #lumepod FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

omg bean freaks we had the ABSOLUTE pleasure of having our faves Good Children aka Joe & Andrew on the pod this week!! they are TRULY the tethers of us that we always needed :D in this episode we talked about Andrew & Deison making New Years Eve about them, how the 4 of us will for sure be performing at the NYC marathon next year (can you do that?), and why you shouldn't do impressions on a first date. This was recorded at Spotify Studios NY! Thank you so much for letting us film there! DO URSELF A FAVOR AND FOLLOW THEM EVERYWHERE!! They post new episodes of their incredible podcast every Wednesday! IG: @goodchildren @joehegyes @andrewmuscarella YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@GoodChildrenPod Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Tushy: Take care of yourself from the bottom up this holiday season. Visit hellotushy.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS and use promo code TWOIDIOTGIRLS for 10% off your first order. - Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS .  FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

omg hi bestiessss!! this week we asked y'all to send in your funniest college stories/stories that happened to you after high school and y'all delivered PER USUAL. in this episode we talked about bad breath vs. stinky breath, getting trampled on your college football field, and the time Drew almost kissed a frog?? For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/TwoidiotGirls and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Many are available within 24 hours. FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

omg hiiii bean freakssss! happy spooky season (or happy Tuesday) to you all! we concluded our funny Halloween stories series this week and we ended on quite the high note. in this episode we talked about that awful moment when no one knows your costume, argued over which is thee SUPERIOR halloween candy, and shared one of our favorite stories about Donnie Dumps! JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Tushy: Take care of yourself from the bottom up this holiday season. Visit hellotushy.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS and use promo code TWOIDIOTGIRLS for 10% off your first order. FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi besties!! it's spooky season so we thought, what better way to celebrate than by having y'all send in your funny Halloween stories?! in this episode we talk about committing so hard to your costume that you almost pass out from heat exhaustion, that one time Deison took Drew to a Halloween Horror Nights for her bday and almost ruined the entire day, and some of our best Halloween costume moments! it was scary good fun FOR SURE Our Sponsor for this week is: - Green Chef: Visit greenchef.com/idiot60 use code 60idiot to get 60% off plus free shipping! For extra zoomies and giggles visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi besties!! so this week we decided to finish off our Q&A series because we ended up getting more questions after last week's episode! in this episode we talked about what we'd be doing professionally if we hadn't started our podcast, our personal interior decorating styles, and what we see happening in each other's futures (will Deison fall in love? what will be Drew's next success?!!) we had a lot of fun i guess idk lmao ok luv u bye!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - Lume: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at lumedeodorant.com! #lumepod FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi friends!! this week we continued to answer all of your super cool fun questions for your favorite two idiot girls and it was QUITE a ride??? in this episode we shared our Parisian excusions, what Glee covers are truly THAT girl, and how our moon signs seem to destroy us/reveal our deepest thoughts at the most inconvenient time??? Our Sponsors for this week are: - Lume: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at lumedeodorant.com! #lumepod - Curology: Now, get up to 6 skincare products FREE–up to a $52 value–with free shipping, and a no-cost consultation with a licensed dermatology provider when you go to Curology.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS. FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

omg hiii! this week we did a cutie lil q&A from y'all to us because the year is almost over and we thought it was time! in this episode we talk about our dream smoke seshes (why is there so many men in Deison's??? i'm scared?), Drew's current favorite TikTok video, and what our personal Roman Empires are! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Babbel: Right now, get up to 55% off your subscription when you go to BABBEL.com/twoidiotgirls - Julie: Go to JULIECARE.CO/twoidiotgirls to get $10 off your online purchase for a limited time! - ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/TwoidiotGirls and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Many are available within 24 hours. FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi friends!! omg ok so this week we continued to read y'all's unhinged Disneyland stories and I feel like we continue to learn more and more about y'all...idk if that's good or bad yet but i'll keep you updated i guess?? in this episode we giggle over our favorite football teams??? (this is a lie), the time Drew was killing it on the dance floor and mowed over an old lady & baby, and whatever tf Mickey's Backyard BBQ is? Our Sponsor for this week is: - Curology: Now, get up to 6 skincare products FREE–up to a $52 value–with free shipping, and a no-cost consultation with a licensed dermatology provider when you go to Curology.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS. FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi friendssss!! because we are both Disney adults and have been requested to do this topic a billion times, we decided to do an episode dedicated to y'all's funniest Disneyland Stories & hot takes! in this episode we shared which bathrooms to NOT use, that time Donnie Dumps was waterboarded on Splash Mountain, and pissing your pants in line for Space Mountain?? idk either man... Our Sponsors for this week are: -Vegamour: Give yourself the hair you never thought you could have with Vegamour & get 20% off your first order by going to vegamour.com/twoidiotgirls and use code twoidiotgirls at check out. - Curology: Now, get up to 6 skincare products FREE–up to a $52 value–with free shipping, and a no-cost consultation with a licensed dermatology provider when you go to Curology.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS. - HelloFresh: Go to HelloFresh.com/50twoidiotgirls and use code 50twoidiotgirls for 50% off plus 15% off the next 2 months! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi friendssss!! this week we continued our series on funny back to school stories and why did so many of you have fart & poop stories?? why was that such a common theme amongst our audience??? WHY DO WE ATTRACT SO MANY OF Y'ALL HERE???? i'm scared... in this episode we talked about the power of gaslighting people into not believing that you farted, that time Deison let a random girl borrow her PE clothes, and more stories about all of the times Drew traumatized Deison by choking on candies??? k Our Sponsors for this week are: - Tushy: Stop wiping and start washing. Go to hellotushy.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS and use promo code TWOIDIOTGIRLS for 10% off your first order. - Lume: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code PANTS at lumedeodorant.com! #lumepod - Julie: Go to JULIECARE.CO/twoidiotgirls to get $10 off your online purchase for a limited time! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi besties!! because so many of y'all are going back to school (and we haven't been back in school in a billion years) we asked you to send in your funniest back to school stories and y'all DELIVEREDDDDD. in this episode we talked about how powerful it felt to be the one in class who wrote on the whiteboard, gaslighting people into why you are NOT the type of person to fart out loud??, and why Beyoncé is truly the most beautiful talented special woman to ever grace the Earth pERIOD. JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/TwoidiotGirls and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Many are available within 24 hours. - Babbel: Right now, get up to 55% off your subscription when you go to BABBEL.com/twoidiotgirls FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

omg hi friends! for this week our super cutie idiot friends chose the topic and they decided on college horror stories! in this episode we talked about when your professor is in love with your dad, that time Deison woke up to a 40 year old referee in her college house, and how Drew lied about wearing her moped helmet LMAO JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi friends!! this week we concluded our funny concert stories series and this one was like....a LOT idk?? in this episode we talked about the excitement in seeing boygenius for the first time, shaving your body for your One Direction concert, and our current vague opinions about a show we told y'all to watch last year and how obsessed we currently are!! JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsors for this week are: - Tushy: Stop wiping and start washing. Go to hellotushy.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS and use promo code TWOIDIOTGIRLS for 10% off your first order. - HelloFresh: Go to HelloFresh.com/twoidiotgirls50 and and use code twoidiotgirls50 for 50% off plus free shipping! - Julie: Go to JULIECARE.CO/twoidiotgirls to get $10 off your online purchase for a limited time! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi besties! as of right now our membership on patreon is LIVE for all of you bean freaks!! we'll be uploading bts content, bonus videos, special episodes with more members of the Afualo cinematic universe, and so much more!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! because we just lived through one of the historic Eras concerts and it's literally all we can think of, we decided to ask y'all to share your funny concert stories and some of these were...a LOT lmao in this episode we talked about getting peed on at a Florence and the Machines show, almost ending a friendship over who got to give a rose to their Jonas Brother bias, and how Drew got her fake/Deison's expired ID taken away at a Tyler the Creator concert LOL Our Sponsors for this week are: - Fast Growing Trees: Join over ONE POINT FIVE MILLION happy Fast Growing Trees customers! Go to fastgrowingtrees.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS to get 15% off your entire order. -Vegamour: Give yourself the hair you never thought you could have with Vegamour & get 20% off your first order by going to vegamour.com/twoidiotgirls and use code twoidiotgirls at check out. - Lume: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code PANTS at lumedeodorant.com! #lumepod FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi besties!! this week we concluded our series on random childhood crushes and I can't believe we felt just as gagged as last week? in this episode we talked about how Tess from "Camp Rock" was THEE mean girl, our favorite Taylor Swift & Beyonce albums, and how one of you believes "Every girl has dated a guy that resembles Otis from "Back at the Barnyard"??? EVERY girl???? idk about that one We’re in the works of launching a membership for all of you!! Please take our survey so we can know what y’all wanna see in it: https://l.linklyhq.com/l/1r5mM Our Sponsors for this week are: - ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/TwoidiotGirls and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Many are available within 24 hours. - Babbel: Right now, get up to 55% off your subscription when you go to BABBEL.com/twoidiotgirls FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

besties i wanted to let you know that the audio Gods were truly against us in this episode that we ended up filming three times?? LOL so the audio is a little funky in this but nevertheless overall HILARIOUS AND COMEDIC if i do say so myself 🫡 hiiii friends! this week we continued to giggle and cackle over y'all's random childhood crushes and I'm not gonna lie, we were left speechless more than once this episode....in this episode we talked about Passport to Paris AGAIN, how Mia's crush in "Princess Diaries" was PEAK white boy of the 2000's, and how similar "Motocrossed" and "Mulan" are?!  We’re in the works of launching a membership for all of you!! Please take our survey so we can know what y’all wanna see in it: https://l.linklyhq.com/l/1r5mM Our Sponsor for this week is: - Fast Growing Trees: Join over ONE POINT FIVE MILLION happy Fast Growing Trees customers! Go to fastgrowingtrees.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS to get 15% off your entire order. FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

Omg besties! This week we had one of our best friends Brittany Broski on the pod and I think we were supposed to talk about y’all’s random childhood crushes but instead we talked about our crushes (and by that we mean Deison and Brittany’s lmao) and ended up just having the zoomies for over an hour :P in this episode we talked about Brittany’s current white boy of the month, how Drew would come home from school looking like she got hit by a car, and how Deison is currently coping without a crush. IT WAS A LOT I KNOW. LITERALLY FOLLOW BRITTANY ON EVERYTHING @brittany_broski and be sure to tune in to her weekly podcast, The Broski Report! You can listen to it everywhere you can stream podcasts. https://www.youtube.com/@BroskiReport She also has a weekly YouTube show called Brittany Broski’s Royal Court that has new episodes every week on her YouTube Channel!! —> https://www.youtube.com/@Brittany_Broski Our Sponsor for this week is:  -Vegamour: Give yourself the hair you never thought you could have with Vegamour & get 20% off your first order by going to vegamour.com/twoidiotgirls and use code twoidiotgirls at check out. We’re in the works of launching a membership for all of you!! Please take our survey so we can know what y’all wanna see in it: https://l.linklyhq.com/l/1r5mM FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo