Two Idiot Girls

hi CHATTTT! SURPRISE!!! here's the live recording of our recent show in Los Angeles, California and so many of you lil freaks got to be there in person to see it! we know so many of you couldn't make it so we made sure to record one of our best shows so everyone could enjoy it! if you want to watch the rest of the live show to see us do a Q&A with our lil LA freaks, join our patreon! AGAIN we are truly so humbled and grateful to every single of you freaks. thank you for loving us as us, thank you for coming to see us on tour, thank you for literally everything. we love and appreciate all of you so so much! APES TOGETHER STRONG!!! ***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi chat!! this week we concluded our series on answering all of y'all's silly questions! in this episode we talked about Deison's current beef with TSA???, Drew's current book obsession, and share more funny stories from tour! Chat, we can't thank you enough for being so sweet and kind and warm throughout this tour! THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!!! Thank you for supporting and loving us through so much! And a huge thank you to all of you who bought Drew's book - who is now the first Samoan woman to make it on to the New York Time's Best Seller List!!! HELLO ????????? ***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! ANDDDD OUR TOUR HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! COME SEE US ON THE ROAD! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Webroot: You can get 60% off at Webroot.com/tig to live a better digital life. - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls

hi lil freakssss!! this week we continued to answer all of y'all's silly questions! in this episode we recapped the first 11 shows of our tour!!, we shared which ride at Disneyland we'd most like to work, as well as why our earliest memories of us eating cereal in our chonies and watching early morning cartoons at our Grandpa's house lol Chat, we can't thank you enough for being so sweet and kind and warm throughout this tour! THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!!! Thank you for supporting and loving us through so much! And a huge thank you to all of you who bought Drew's book - who is now the first Samoan woman to make it on to the New York Time's Best Seller List!!! HELLO ????????? ***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! ANDDDD OUR TOUR HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! COME SEE US ON THE ROAD! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Lume: Use code TWO IDIOT GIRLS for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com

***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! ANDDDD OUR TOUR HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! COME SEE US ON THE ROAD! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! hi freaksssss!! this week we had y'all ask us silly questions because we were inspired by Drew being asked "If you could fight any historical figure, who would it be and why??" in this episode we talked about all of the women named Daisy in Hollywood ??, why we'd fight Claire Bear if given the opportunity, and what Olympic sport we truly believe we'd excel in! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsor for this week is: - Olive and June: Visit OliveandJune.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS for 20% off your first System! 

***DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! ANDDDD OUR TOUR HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! COME SEE US ON THE ROAD! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! hi freaks! this week we concluded our aura points segment & I can't believe it...but this one might have lost the most aura points out of all the stories we've read ! in this episode we talked about our amazing time at the WNBA All Star game!!, more stories of Donnie being Donnie I guess??, and why tf are team dinners a thing in high school??? For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo Our Sponsors for this week are: - Lume: Use code TWO IDIOT GIRLS for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com - Webroot: You can get 60% off at Webroot.com/tig to live a better digital life. - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls

hi sweet lil freaks!! this week we continued to rate and giggle over your aura points stories and wow i feel like we learn so much about you all ! (derogatory) in this episode we talked about more of Drew's middle school lore, how many aura points you lose when you accidentally wave to someone who wasn't waving to you, and Deison's thoughts on the Gladiator 2 trailer! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi freaks!! this week we pulled inspo from our FYPs and decided to ask y'all what have you done to lose aura points?? -- and obviously we will laughed too much & assigned the proper point amount! in this episode we talked about how we think Usain Bolt could increase his running time, Drew's valiant and overdue return to Twitter, and the time Deison was ghosted & she responded so she could have the last word LMAO COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

****DISCLAIMER: audio is VERRRY different this episode because this one isn't with our normal mics so the sound is a lil funky. we had originally planned for no episode this week because we've both been super sick and slammed with work BUT we decided to film one anyways because we love u! hi lil freaks!! we concluded our FMK series where y'all send in your picks and this one was even more random than last week's if you can believe! in this episode we talked about how Sexyy Red & Aemon Targaryen are connected, why we went to Erewhon 3 days in a row???, and how Drew was Shrek in a past life! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi freakssss!! this week we continued our FMK series with all of y'all's picks! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on Season 3 of The Bear!!!!!!!, whether we'd want to marry or kill Maurice from Planet of the Apes, and how Drew would FMK The Great British Baking Show, Modern Family, and the summer i turned pretty (spoiler alert: she wouldn't be able to exist!) COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

***BESTIES, the audio Gods were not on our side this episode so Drew's mic sounds a lil echoey :D just wanted to give y'all a heads up before we get 400 comments about it lol love youuuuuuuuuu*** hi lil freakssssss!!! this week we decided to play a harmless fun game of FMK and have y'all send in your suggestions! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on "Game of Thrones" & "House of the Dragon", whether or not the dad from "High School Musical" is hot, and why we think Caesar the Ape would be a good husband! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi lil freaks!! in this week's episode we answered some advice questions sent in by our super awesome hot and sexy Patreoners!! in this episode we talked about how we navigated our quarter life crises/saturn returns, what to do when you're in a funk, and the time Drew almost had a meet cute at the UH Cafeteria Hall! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - HelloFresh: Go to HelloFresh.com/twoidiotgirlsapps for FREE appetizers for life! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi lil freaks!!!! this week we continued to peruse and learn y'all's sister/bestie dictionaries and they were hilarious PER USUAL! in this week's episode we talked about how we'd navigate Love Island as contestants, the most perfect cheesy movies that have ever existed, and more of our favorite bits with stupid Adam LMAO COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi lil bb freaksssss!!! because we've been cackling at the sister/bestie dictionary trend on TikTok, we thought we'd have y'all send in yours! in this episode we talked about our vacaciones!!!, the origins of so many of our bits, and MOST importantly the difference between a turd vs. a Terd -- the answer may shock YOU. COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hiiiiii freaks :) in this episode we concluded our riveting series of Drew painfully describing what she thinks happens in specific movies for Deison to guess! in this episode we talked about which ape we would eliminate IMMEDIATELY in the "Planet of the Apes" series, a really funny experience we had in New York recently, and why did they make E.T. look all crusty and dehydrated for? like what was the reason???? COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hiiii sweet lil freaks! this week we continued our series on Drew inaccurately (and sometimes accurately!!) describing movies to Deison! in this episode we talked about our personal nail journey, our thoughts on the "Black Swan", and why "Rugrats in Paris" deserves more national recognition & was 10000% Oscar worthy!!! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - Rocket Money: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/twoidiotgirls FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi lil freakssss!!! this week we had y'all send in movies for Drew to describe to Deison and why did we lowkey kill this challenge likeeeeeee 🤭 in this episode we talked about our opinions on the "Divergent" series, our current thoughts on the upcoming "Planet of the Apes" movie, and what Drew thinks happens in "Pride and Prejudice" (we've never seen it - bet you couldn't tell!!!) COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! Our Sponsor for this week is: - TalkSpace: To match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS to get $80 off of your first month with code SPACE80 FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi lil freaksssss!!! this week we continued to answer some hard hitting questions submitted by our loyal Patreoners! in this episode we talked about why Donnie is the most annoying person at the airport, why the ocean truly terrifies us, and our longest standing/current bits we're obsessed with! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi sick lil freakssssss !!! this week we had our lovely Patreoners send in some questions for us to answer and it was so much fun! in this episode we talked about our 17 hr trip to the Big Apple, how we told our mom we're big BUSTY gals, and what interview questions we'd have for Austin Butler, Jacob Elordi, and Timothee Chalamet! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hi freaks!! this week we concluded our saga on things y'all's exes did and you stayed and this one might be the nastiest one yet.... in this episode we talked about OUR NATIONWIDE TOUR!!! (buy your tickets at the link below!!), when your boyfriend's mud butt makes it into the shower, and how to navigate when you walk in on your boyfriend chewing his toenails off like a cat :D !! COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at www.drew-afualo.com or www.twoidiotgirls.com !!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

hiiiiiii freaksssss!!! we continued to read and giggle over all of the things y'all's exes did yet you stayed and we learned A LOT!! in this episode we talked about the controversial vanity planet spin brush, how to react when your bf lies about his height TO your face and iN front of company??, and why men are so against cleanliness!!! PREORDER DREW'S BOOK LOUD! It will be released on July 30th, 2024!! CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo