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Author: Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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A daily podcast that revels in all thing Bravo. Join Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, Below Deck, Southern Charm and whatever other crap Bravo throws at us. We mock because we love. Support us at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
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Shamari gets her peach on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kandi decides whether or not to spill tea on Porsha's hot dog man. Over on Married to Medicine, it's another pontoon ride from hell until everyone puts their problems into a seashell and pretends all is forgiven. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part One! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on orders over $45 until Nov 26 with code FREESHIP11d3fb97 You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Old Blue Eyes descends on Winterfell with his chorus line and takes aim, but if you’re gonna take a shot at the queen, ya better not miss.  Find bonus episodes, merch, and live show dates and ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com and follow us on Insta @watchwhatcrappens and Twitter @whatcrappens   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Game of Thrones return for season 8 with lots of shade in these cold times. Sansa gives stink eye to Daenerys, Lady Marmont reads Jon Snow, and Brandon darkly cruises the entire kingdom.  Find bonus episodes, merch, and live show dates and ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com and follow us on Insta @watchwhatcrappens and Twitter @whatcrappens   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
RHOP: Barnstorming

RHOP: Barnstorming

2020-09-2101:09:00

Real Housewives of Potomac was chock full of drama this week. First, Michael 'fesses up to "taking the bait" and going back a hotel with a random girl. But don't worry guys — he passed out immediately and when he came to, he was half naked and lying next to a woman. NOTHING HAPPENED. Then it's off to a barn for some wine tasting where all hell breaks loose between Monique and Candiace. It's the fight we've been preparing for all season, and now it's finally here! Sort of? We'll have to wait for next week for all the juicy details.Team Monique or Team Candiace? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Part two of the Real Housewives of New York season 12 reunion powers on, and it features everything we could want: Ramona invoking Lucille Ball, Ramona calling Dorinda a drunk, and Ramona telling Leah to help America by "owning" her bipolar diagnosis. And we haven't even gotten to the Tinsley stuff yet. It's always a great time when these ladies get together.  Watch this recap on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41761816Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/ituneswwc See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Denise Richards goes out in a blaze of glory on Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Clutching a script, some shoes, and a selection of fine pens, Denise became the first Bravo cast member to spend her reunion fielding questions while also memorizing lines. Now that's she off to The Bold and The Beautiful full time, she leaves behind Lisa Rinna with useless text message printouts and Kyle Richards, who implored everyone to be OPEN and HONEST ad nauseam. What did you think about the season? Whose team were you on? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Chrishelle gets a hideous text on Selling Sunset, and Christine, Davina and Maya try to figure out how Keurig machines work. For this week's premium bonus shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Chef Tom chews Aesha out over a cucumber on Below Deck Med, but add an avocado into the mix and it's all out war! For our premium bonuses become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Monique gets mad that some of the girls miss her big s'mores bonfire on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and Ashley gets the bad news about her man. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
RHONY: The Masked Singer

RHONY: The Masked Singer

2020-09-1101:17:32

**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The ladies yell at Ramona for her terrible Covidiquette on the Real Housewives of New York reunion, but all Ramona cares about is trying to get her straw through her mask. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
RHOBH: I Don't Know Her

RHOBH: I Don't Know Her

2020-09-1001:10:28

**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Kyle complains that everyone has been coming after her this season on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part two, and then she continues to go after Denise. Unfortunately, Denise has never met a Randy. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Put on your most elegant Galia Lahav because Christine is shopping for her gothic Barbie wedding on season 3, episode 5 of Selling Sunset! It's another episode full of tense yet polite showdowns and overuse of the word "wedge." Plus, the bomb finally drops on Chrishell's doomed marriage. HAVE SOME ETIQUETTE!! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
It takes a special duo to be worse than Johnny and Michelle Damon, but on Below Deck Mediterranean, Rob and Jessica are up for the challenge! The two are truly THAT couple: the one who ruins everything — a group dinner, a night at the club, your favorite yacht TV show — as they bicker passive aggressively over shopping trips and being present. UGH. In other news, Chef Tom finished a charter without any potatoes in the bin! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
RHOP: Caught Blue Handed

RHOP: Caught Blue Handed

2020-09-0701:08:18

It's not a season of The Real Housewives of Potomac without a Michael Darby scandal, and this time around, he's been caught at a strip club talking about having a wife and a boyfriend. Is it true? Does it even matter? Will this have any impact on their marriage? Probably not, but we'll have fun watching the chaos that's sure to ensue! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
RHONY: Turban Legend

RHONY: Turban Legend

2020-09-0401:23:121

Dorinda Medley leaves Real Housewives of New York  in a blaze of saliva.  Is this the way she really wanted to end things?  I guess it doesn't really matter since we technically have a three part reunion to look forward to next week!  Don't just listen to this episode, watch it too! Check out the video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41252456 See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
It's part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 10 reunion, which means it's time to rev up the gaslighting machine! The question is — who's gaslighting who? We're still Team Denise in this dumb feud. Where do you land?Also, don't forget to watch our video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41206236 See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
It's Friendsgiving on Selling Sunset, but no one's happy that Mary's always taking. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Aesha returns to Below Deck Med for a trip to Ibiza, and Rob is in trouble for exting. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
RHOP: Birds of Slay

RHOP: Birds of Slay

2020-08-3101:03:01

The Real Housewives of Potomac take a girls trip to Monique's lakehouse and baby Dean starts some poop. Will the bird come to his rescue? For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
RHONY: Mob Wives

RHONY: Mob Wives

2020-08-2801:01:38

**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  This week on Real Housewives of New York, Dorinda celebrates her birthday, Leah celebrates her company, and Sonja trains her dog to poop on the carpet better. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
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Carrie

So glad you caught Tom saying "num nums" lol

Jun 22nd
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Kate Stewart

Sooo grateful!!!! Can't afford to patreon till next week..so excited guys! Love you, stay safe my angels! xxx

Apr 1st
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The Stop Playin' Podcast

I visited Athens and Mykonos back in September. Cats are everywhere.

Mar 12th
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Melanie Gardner

Anybody else disturbed by the crazy eyebrows! Especially Brittany's/Groucho?

Feb 23rd
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Carrie

Crying laughing at the snake part 😂

Feb 23rd
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Lori C

awwwww, Dom!

Feb 14th
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The Stop Playin' Podcast

I'm binge listening so I'm just getting around to these episodes. You guys are very harsh on .blk water. Ben admitted that hadn't tried it and it's clear. That water is so refreshing and it makes your body feel GREAT. I love the water but it's VERY inexpensive. I'd drink it everyday if the cost was lower.

Jan 29th
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Carrie

Noooo 1917 was so good! and based on a true story

Jan 25th
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The Stop Playin' Podcast

Katie was doing SO WELL not mentioning Walter and then BOOM!!He made a comment about Vicki that we all had to know about. Yet, I still have hope.

Jan 22nd
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The Stop Playin' Podcast

Ahh, the memories. Tribble and Von.

Jan 9th
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Lori C

fibroids!

Dec 26th
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Lori C

ramona as the prince of bel air - dying! 🤣

Dec 3rd
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Katie Miller

90

Nov 10th
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Azizah Cornelius

😂😂😂😂😂 White clean dish rag

Oct 8th
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The Stop Playin' Podcast

You guys! The Michael Darby impersonation is one of your BEST. I literally laugh out loud when I hear you guys do it.

Oct 7th
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Ana Coelho

" By the way Disneyland, thanks for keeping the fun " 😂😂😂😂😂 I just can't with you guys 💞

Oct 7th
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The Karla Kitty Show

they should add me

Sep 28th
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Carrie

Ina Garten in Sexxy!

Sep 20th
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VDizzle

22:22

Sep 14th
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VDizzle

King of Snarkasm!🎶🎶 1:16:49

Sep 13th
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