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Twice-monthly community updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, where every conspiracy theory is true. Turn on your radio and hide. Never listened before? It's an ongoing radio show. Start with the current episode, and you'll catch on in no time. Or, go right to Episode 1 if you wanna binge-listen.


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Unlicensed, the first fiction show created by Jeffrey and Joseph since Night Vale, returns for a third season. Lou Rosen and Molly Hatch are unlicensed private detectives, scraping by on whatever cases they can get from their little office on the fringes of LA County.Reeling from a devastating betrayal and a major earthquake, this season finds Lou and Molly trying to rebuild their lives and evaluate their futures. But those futures might not be as long as they hope.Lou and Molly start what appears to be a quiet case: a series of strange home break-ins all involving ex-employees of a defunct Long Beach stereo manufacturer. But this case will quickly bring them up against an opponent more ruthless and resourceful than they've ever faced before. Lou and Molly have always gotten by on their wits, but what to do when facing an enemy who can outmatch them in both wits and violence?A cat and mouse game through the forgotten regions of Southern California, including a shady direct-to-video movie studio, the unglamorous workers neighborhoods of glamorous Catalina Island, and the distant remote parts of the desert, where help cannot reach you in time.There will be grave danger. There will be deaths.But maybe some things matter more than survival.Listen with a free Audible trial today. 
268 - Head Office

268 - Head Office

2025-05-1526:51

Labyrinth management is troubled about new developments.Weather: "How Lucky Am I?" by The ToxhardsThe voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal LublinOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcripts2025-26 TOUR DATES Tix on sale now!UNLICENSED Season 3 is here! Only on AudiblePre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game today!Sign up for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations.Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.Music: DisparitionLogo: Rob WilsonWritten by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie WilliamsNarrated by Cecil BaldwinFollow us on BlueSky, Facebook, and Instagram.Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.comA production of Night Vale Presents.
Today’s show is dedicated to all your chance encounters, wasted moments, pinings, longings, and near-misses.Weather: "I'm So Bored" by Mal BlumThe voice of Deb is Meg BashwinerOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcripts2025-26 TOUR DATES Tix on sale now!UNLICENSED Season 2 is here! Only on AudiblePre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game today!Sign up for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations.Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.Music: DisparitionLogo: Rob WilsonWritten by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie WilliamsNarrated by Cecil BaldwinFollow us on BlueSky, Facebook, and Instagram.Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.comA production of Night Vale Presents.
Night Vale's Joseph Fink and Meg Bashwiner consider classic tv shows by watching their worst and best imdb user rated episodes. Listen to The Best Worst wherever you get podcasts, or go to https://www.nightvalepresents.com/the-best-worst
After an 11 year hiatus, Poetry Week has returned.Weather: "Fix-Its (and Favours)" by luggageOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcripts2025-26 TOUR DATES Tix on sale now!UNLICENSED Season 2 is here! Only on AudiblePre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game today!Sign up for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations.Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.Music: DisparitionLogo: Rob WilsonWritten by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie WilliamsNarrated by Cecil BaldwinFollow us on BlueSky, Facebook, and Instagram.Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.comA production of Night Vale Presents.
Night Vale's Joseph Fink and Meg Bashwiner consider classic tv shows by watching their worst and best imdb user rated episodes. Listen to The Best Worst wherever you get podcasts, or go to https://www.nightvalepresents.com/the-best-worst
265 - Labyrinth HQ

265 - Labyrinth HQ

2025-04-0131:13

There’s a strange broadcast coming from deep with in Labyrinth headquarters.Weather: "What Really Matters" by Arielle SilverThe voice of Leonard Burton is James UrbaniakOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcripts2025-26 TOUR DATES Just Announced!UNLICENSED Season 2 is here! Only on AudiblePre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game today!Sign up for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations.Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.Music: DisparitionLogo: Rob WilsonWritten by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie WilliamsNarrated by Cecil BaldwinFollow us on BlueSky, Facebook, and Instagram.Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.comA production of Night Vale Presents.
264 - Duet

264 - Duet

2025-03-1525:482

What's blooming at the Botanic Gardens?Weather: "Sheila" by WorrystoneThe voice of Leonard Burton is James UrbaniakOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsUNLICENSED Season 2 is here! Only on AudiblePre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game today!Sign up for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations.Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.Music: DisparitionLogo: Rob WilsonWritten by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie WilliamsNarrated by Cecil BaldwinFollow us on BlueSky, Facebook, and Instagram.Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.comA production of Night Vale Presents.
Find The Best Worst wherever you get podcasts! Apple link: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-best-worst/id1800270997Spotify link: https://open.spotify.com/show/32aFGAy4PVGvA7U9bLqtZg?si=eIMGsyvPRvWixxnv5hMQGQ\RSS feed: https://feeds.libsyn.com/570025/rssCheers1982-1993270 episodesLet's start things off with a place where everyone knows your name.To support the show and get access to our biweekly "The Middlest" episodes, join our patreon.A production of Night Vale Presents.Hosts are Meg Bashwiner and Joseph FinkEditing by Grant Stewart.
263 - Hysteria Land

263 - Hysteria Land

2025-03-0130:241

It's the grand opening of Hysteria Land Theme Park and Succulent Gardens and Resort-Style PropertyWeather: "What You Want From Me" by Petrichor, Ltd.Original episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsUNLICENSED Season 2 is here! Only on AudiblePre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game today!Sign up for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations.Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.Music: DisparitionLogo: Rob WilsonWritten by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie WilliamsNarrated by Cecil BaldwinFollow us on BlueSky, Facebook, and Instagram.Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.comA production of Night Vale Presents.
Concerns over Steve Carlsberg's new jobThe voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal LublinWeather: "The Trundling Path" by No Monster ClubOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsUNLICENSED Season 2 is here! Only on AudiblePre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game today!Sign up for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations.Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.Music: DisparitionLogo: Rob WilsonWritten by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie WilliamsNarrated by Cecil BaldwinFollow us on BlueSky, Facebook, and Instagram.Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.comA production of Night Vale Presents.
Flakey O's are back.Weather: "Call ACab" by Sam StoneOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsUNLICENSED Season 2 is here! Only on AudiblePre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game today!Sign up for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations.Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.Music: DisparitionLogo: Rob WilsonWritten by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie WilliamsNarrated by Cecil BaldwinFollow us on BlueSky, Facebook, and Instagram.Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.comA production of Night Vale Presents.
A preview of our patreon only bonus episode. To hear the whole thing, support the show here: https://www.patreon.com/welcometonightvale
It is December, and, once again, something is different.The voice of The Faceless Old Woman is Mara Wilson.The voice of Michelle Nguyen is Kate Jones.The voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal Lublin.Weather: It varies, depending on where you are and when.Original episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsUNLICENSED Season 2 is here! Only on AudiblePre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game today!Sign up for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations.Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.Music: DisparitionLogo: Rob WilsonWritten by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie WilliamsNarrated by Cecil BaldwinFollow us on BlueSky, Facebook, and Instagram.Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.comA production of Night Vale Presents.
259 - Chrysalis

259 - Chrysalis

2024-12-0126:201

After many centuries, the chrysalis is stirring.Weather: “Adrift“ by tinfoldOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsUNLICENSED Season 2 is here! Only on AudiblePre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game today!Sign up for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations.Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.Music: DisparitionLogo: Rob WilsonWritten by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie WilliamsNarrated by Cecil BaldwinFollow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.comA production of Night Vale Presents.
258 - Swap Meet

258 - Swap Meet

2024-11-1529:265

The Sanitation Department hosts the first ever Night Vale Regional Swap Meet.Weather: “Break the Wheel“ by Alice Knows KarateOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsUNLICENSED Season 2 is here! Only on AudiblePre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game today!Sign up for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations.Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.Music: DisparitionLogo: Rob WilsonWritten by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie WilliamsNarrated by Cecil BaldwinFollow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.comA production of Night Vale Presents.
The final of three episodes we'll put on the Night Vale feed. Listen to the rest with a free trial with Audible right now!From the creators of Welcome to Night Vale, Alice Isn’t Dead, and Within The Wires comes the return of Unlicensed, their critically acclaimed Audible Original.Out in the far reaches of Los Angeles County, where the glamor of Hollywood fades into the long empty of the desert, two unlicensed private detectives are about to face a case that is larger and more complicated then any they’ve faced before.A ghost-hunting influencer disappears in the middle of a live stream. A beekeeper is murdered after telling his friends that he has come across a dangerous secret.It is up to unlicensed PIs Lou Rosen and Molly Hatch to put together the pieces, as the powerful elite of California try to stop them. Even if they solve the case, can they come out the other side unscathed?From the dusty citrus groves of Redlands to the wealthy enclaves of Monterey, season two of Unlicensed is the kind of grand California noir they just don’t make anymore.
The second of three episodes we'll put on the Night Vale feed. Listen to the rest with a free trial with Audible right now!From the creators of Welcome to Night Vale, Alice Isn’t Dead, and Within The Wires comes the return of Unlicensed, their critically acclaimed Audible Original.Out in the far reaches of Los Angeles County, where the glamor of Hollywood fades into the long empty of the desert, two unlicensed private detectives are about to face a case that is larger and more complicated then any they’ve faced before.A ghost-hunting influencer disappears in the middle of a live stream. A beekeeper is murdered after telling his friends that he has come across a dangerous secret.It is up to unlicensed PIs Lou Rosen and Molly Hatch to put together the pieces, as the powerful elite of California try to stop them. Even if they solve the case, can they come out the other side unscathed?From the dusty citrus groves of Redlands to the wealthy enclaves of Monterey, season two of Unlicensed is the kind of grand California noir they just don’t make anymore.
257 - Traffic

257 - Traffic

2024-11-0125:481

Big changes for the De Tours rideshare app.Weather: “Meant“ by Final PerigeeOriginal episode art by Jessica HayworthRead episode transcriptsUNLICENSED Season 2 is here! Only on AudiblePre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game today!Sign up for the Night Vale newsletter for good news and recommendations.Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.Music: DisparitionLogo: Rob WilsonWritten by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie WilliamsNarrated by Cecil BaldwinFollow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.comA production of Night Vale Presents.
From the creators of Welcome to Night Vale, Alice Isn’t Dead, and Within The Wires comes the return of Unlicensed, their critically acclaimed Audible Original.Out in the far reaches of Los Angeles County, where the glamor of Hollywood fades into the long empty of the desert, two unlicensed private detectives are about to face a case that is larger and more complicated then any they’ve faced before.A ghost-hunting influencer disappears in the middle of a live stream. A beekeeper is murdered after telling his friends that he has come across a dangerous secret.It is up to unlicensed PIs Lou Rosen and Molly Hatch to put together the pieces, as the powerful elite of California try to stop them. Even if they solve the case, can they come out the other side unscathed?From the dusty citrus groves of Redlands to the wealthy enclaves of Monterey, season two of Unlicensed is the kind of grand California noir they just don’t make anymore.
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Brenda Regino

1 of my favorite episodes. "I work hard every day trying to die"

May 19th
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Arlo penner (Theo)

the name drop at the end hit me like a gust of wind that suddenly turns into a brick wall carnival experience on impact. wtf

Apr 30th
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Arlo penner (Theo)

"he is holding a cat" says Capitalist man Kevin, as if that's the worst thing ever.

Apr 29th
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aku

Be brave. And if you cant be brave, be quick. Welcome to Nightvale.

Apr 26th
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Arlo penner (Theo)

I hate you Kevin, bring my Cecil back. I don't care for desert bluffs, bring me my Cecil and old woman Josie, and the arby's with the glowing light above it, bring back Night Vale. I hate Kevin so much.

Apr 24th
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Arlo penner (Theo)

I really liked the weather

Apr 23rd
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Beth Reis Tashiro

well played... I just bought the book

Apr 18th
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aku

Don’t yuck anyones yum. Don’t yeehaw anyones attaboy. Don’t jollygee anyones geewillikers. Welcome to Nightvale

Apr 15th
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aku

always love it when the intro changes to something different to fit the vibe of the specific episode

Apr 13th
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aku

“hell have no fury like a farmer’s corn”

Apr 13th
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aku

anytime things get scary, cecil takes us to the weather report 😭😭

Mar 27th
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Shebuilds

this is so dumb! lol

Mar 20th
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Roselove

Thanks to TMA, an easy to open, mysterious "crate," that hums a strange melody, fills me with cold anxiety 💀

Mar 11th
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aku

i love the cover art for this episode

Mar 10th
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aku

“you are my sunshine, my only sunshine. without you darkness would shroud the earth leading to the extinction of all life as we know it. please don’t take my sunshine away. welcome to nightvale.”

Mar 9th
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aku

does anyone know what the AI tag is for? I assume it’s for the transcript? but i’m not sure

Mar 3rd
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Karchi King

Somehow this is even more disconcerting than the usual nightvale

Feb 13th
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Danielle Gendreau

thank you for everything

Feb 6th
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Mark Hess

Snakes swallow their food headfirst, not feet first.

Jan 26th
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MrD

$100 Registration Bonus Eksklusibo sa jet!

Jan 16th
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