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This week Karl and Mike are giddy as Woke Dad has been tipped off that a podcast is talking about him. But before they get to Daniel Alexander’s latest lies, they check out a classic song from the 50s. Then there’s a new mommy influencer who decided to have four children while she was still a teen and puts her son on a leash. Also, the bearded lady celebrates his mental disorders on TikTok, John Cerasani is super famous now, baseball for blind people, a redditor is worried about getting Covid through an open window in their apartment, a Canadian Karen freaks out at children, and much more. Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/PdMHIdL1C14  You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/

This week Karl and Mike discuss Tom Myers' recent appearance on the Blind Mike Project and how Mike was inviting Tom to come on WATP for some reason. Then they pay a tribute to one of the greatest Twitter users of all time, OJ Simpson. After that they play a couple of earworms, watch people light their farts on fire, and get caught up with Will the Farter from the Howard Stern Show. Also, "comedy" performed by Isac and Dat Phan, Solar doing bits, a teenager who's really bad at getting arrested, King Cobra's detractors take an L, Delete Lawz is ebegging from jail, Scorch tries YouTube Shorts, and much more. Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/QBWHfeSR3tA You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania in Las Vegas May 31-June 2 - https://www.hackamania.com/ Promo code WATP for 20% off

Karl and Mike have some more breaking news on the Chille DeCastro case. He came back to court to apologize for his actions and to beg for mercy. Unfortunately for him, the judge has been watching his YouTube channel even more than WATS. Then the boys discover a super cringe lesbian on IG who makes very repetitive videos. Also, John Cerasani is showing off his fans now, Woke Dad tells his most made up story ever, Baylen Dupree explains why she stopped swearing, GG33 talks shapes, Julia Fox has partnered with Velveeta, Tom Myers has another zinger, and much more. Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/W8l7-1XMMbg You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/

This week Karl and Mike start off with banter and their brand new jingle for the banter section. Exciting stuff. Then they get into some viral videos, starting with a Kayak Karen in Australia who gets her comeuppance. After checking in on some people who are trying to be funny without having any jokes, it's time to get an update on Woke Dad. Daniel Alexander is saving the world despite coming from a terrible family that he doesn't talk to anymore. He's also overcoming great obstacles like snow in order to run the only coffee shop in the world that serves kindness instead of decent coffee. Also, Baylen Dupree has some new (PENIS, PENIS, DOUGHNUTS) ticks, King Cobra and his girlfriend spend more quality time together, Chille DeCastro (Delete Lawz) calls into his YouTube channel from jail, and much more! Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/cLYAR07gzXg You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/

Blind Mike and Karl Hamburger start off with a woman who just wanted to steal some Plan B pills and instead got beat up by a woman in a wheelchair. Then they're enlightened by a video from the 50s that explains how to sell retail products to black people. John Cerasani "bought" a hotel and can't wait to brag about it. Then the fun begins as Chille DeCastro stands trial after he was arrested for obstruction and interference at a traffic stop. He can't stop himself from doing his show at all times and the result is hilarious. Finally, one of Solar's alts is extremely smug. Watch the video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBoqGhdMqvo You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/

Blind Mike and Karl Hamburger start off with a new song from Dylan Mulvaney that was written just to troll the haters. It’s another W for that person. Then the boys are looking at Amanda Bynes next career move, Joe Matarese posting hilarious clips of his stand up, and a braggart in his Mazda. On TikTok there’s a hot girl who puts a cookie in her sandwich, Tom Myers is reacting to videos in the least funny way possible, and Woke Dad is patting himself on the back again. Also, Delete Lawz is being a real jerk.  Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/gTlNkanwqVM You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/

Blind Mike and Karl Hamburger start off with some banter that includes the promo for the new Netflix special, Gender Agenda, starring world famous lecturer Hannah Gadsby. People want to make fun but come on, funny is funny. Then the boys take a trip to social media town, first stop TikTok featuring Corey Feldman, Dat Phan, and Opie. After that they're checking in on John Cerasani (who's becoming very famous), Kirk Minihane's producer Jack Coleman (who's becoming famous for the wrong reasons), a shocking revelation about Matt Rife's rise to fame, King Cobra and his girlfriend, and much more. Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/1UIUT2ABw-U You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/

This week the boys start very patriotically with the US national anthem. Keep an eye on Kinsley Murray, it's possible she'll be annoying people for years to come. Queer Kid Stuff is teaching us what you call your non-binary parents and definition of a "bully." Also, Kelly Keegs is hungover and crying on Twitter, Dane Cook has a new social media gimmick, Tom Myers is trying something new, Woke Dad keeps making up stories, Solar tries to remember if she's a falcon or an eagle, Baylen has an amazing new tic, and much more. Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/KPxFlfPnJMU You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/

This is an important episode this week to get everyone caught up on the hottest new couple on the internet - King Cobra and NakedandLaughing (Josh and Jessica). There was a lot of unprotected sex which can result in a couple of different consequences and it appears they might have gone two for two. Also, some bad music is highlighted including a tease from the Galactivators. After that a crazy cat lady lives next door to a guy with a cat, a 600 lb woman explains how she wipes, Trisha Paytus needs our help, John Cerasani has a thick head and thin skin, Delete Lawz is at war, and much more. Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/0KEODId-wKU You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/

This week was a big week for King Cobra who finally ended a six year dry spell. The fans flew NakedandLaughing, another YouTuber who appears to drink too much on-stream, to Cobra's house. When they aren't hooking up, they're livestreaming and talking about their new relationship in great detail with the viewers in the chat. Aside from celebrating young love during this Valentine's Day week, Kristine Knowlton sings songs just for Karl and Mike, John Hinckley is dreaming his life away, Tom Myers has a cat, Woke Dad is making up whoppers, Rosie O'Donnell watches the Super Bowl wrong, our favorite terrible instagram comedian is back, and much more! Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/kqhuGy9kdtM You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/

Get ready for nonstop sports talk in this special "NFL Big Game" episode! Okay, not really, Mike can't even pretend to care enough about sports to discuss the betting lines. So the boys start with music from Small Wee Wee who has a different approach to hip hop. And speaking of music, hilarious musician and comedian Kristine Knowlton has a Cameo. It's only $10! Hopefully people will send in some personalized videos soon. Also, Bobbi Althoff interviews Sukihana, Nikki Haley and comedy don't mix, Lisa Ann and comedy don't mix, people remove the soles of their shoes, John Cerasani isn't a narcissist, some guys bought a house on Amazon, woke people react to Shane Gillis hosting SNL, Opie thinks everything he does is content, and much more! Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/-PJGZ8iQGC8 You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/

Settle in for another jam-packed episode with more TikToks and Reels than you can shake a stick at. We have a song that puts WAP to shame to start things out. GG33 argues with another numerologist about whether 9 or 5 is closer to 14. Also, we learn a lot about 9s and how they’re all drug addicts and losers. But that’s nothing new, we all knew that. Also in this episode - two ham planets discuss sodie pops, Tyra Banks hangs with furries, the worst Joe Rogan impression of all time, Solar is worried about Covid, Woke Dad is the only good white person on Earth, Delete Lawz is starting his new career in politics, and much more. Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/8-aMrWk1WE4  You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/

This week we start with an amazing conversation you can only hear on WATS. Then we get an update on the Disney swinger community, apparently it’s real. Real weird. Is Baylen Dupree cured of being interesting? Say it ain’t so. Also, Solar’s alts are a-holes, Opie’s TikTok is just confusing, the Reddit community where people are still freaking out about Covid, a Karen has a meltdown at Burger King, King Cobra might have a girlfriend, there’s an app for Furries to date, and much more. Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/TVlGmQdDbPk You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/

This week starts with some top notch banter that is so seamless you won’t even realize that you’ve been sucked into the conversation. A trip around the top social media platforms introduces us to Dimensions7yo, a man who gets very excited about wrestling figures. And no, that’s not Vinnie Paulino’s other handle. We quickly meet a real queer kid followed by a guy who went to great lengths to impress his girlfriend. Also, Skip Bayless is not funny, we find the audience for Julia Fox’s book, Baylen tries ASMR, Woke Dad virtue-signals on MLK Day, Joe Matarese stinks at everything, the police come to the comedy club, and much more. Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/uQRANYJIWZ8 You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/

This week the boys are digging deep on YouTube and TikTok. Kristine Knowlton, the female Chip who's not playing a character, has some jokes archived on her page. There's only one word for her comedy - PONDEROUS! After a quick check in with Delete Lawz, they discover Queer Kid Stuff. This is a show that educates young queer and non-binary children about activism and privilege. Neat. On TikTok the Swifties are responding to Jo Koy's joke at the Golden Globes and Tom Segura is reminding everyone he's richer and better than all of us. Also, Hilaria Baldwin wishes herself a happy birthday, Mean Girl Podcast reminds everyone that they're dumb, and much more. Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/t_wZWZRpPa0 You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/

Blind Mike is back from his exciting SoCal vacation refreshed and ready to admit that he was dead wrong about how the Fresh Prince got from Philly to Bel Air. After banter that makes all other podcasters sound like amateurs, the boys dig into this week in social media. They start with some motivation from Dan Pena, a guy with a lot of money (allegedly) and zero friends. Sounds amazing. Then John Cerasani slaps back at a guy who thinks maybe he wasn’t that good at football, Alec Baldwin has a conversation with a family member who is five generations removed, Jason Whitlock gets busted, a new fat influencer shows off outfits from Target, Daniel Alexander brags about his 2023, Baylen has seasonal tics, there’s a new Tourettes girl, and much more! Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/dMa_AC6PLF4 You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/

The boys are back from Christmas and ready to tell you all about their amazing holiday. It turns out Mike is too cool and “adult” to receive even a single gift. Karl’s just the opposite. He doesn’t just get gifts, he’s braggadocious about it. Oh yea, social media, the boys check out some music including some parody songs from the female Chip, Kristine Knowlton. Also, Trisha Paytus is ready for retirement, Opie is still trying to make his TikTok a thing, Solar talks to herself, GG33 is the king of the grifters, Delete Lawz tells his crazy story from the slammer, and much more.  Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/6S5CAkMgjL8 You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/

Things start off with seamless banter you probably won't even notice if you're not paying attention. Then the boys are off the races reviewing the big Chris Cuomo / Baylen Dupree interview. Chris is really impressed with Baylen's "bravery" but then laughs when she tells him off. So maybe he enjoys her the same way everyone else does. Then there's the introduction of Kristine Knowlton and her "chicken" comedy. Also, Matt Rife doesn't like a specific type of vagina and Brooke Schofield is offended, Shauna Rae found another creep to date, Solar is back to threatening everyone, Rosie won't stop, Woke Dad has another confrontation, Keet is sad, the return of LaraJuicyTV, and much more. Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/ThmZ7jw_620 You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/

This week, after some amazing banter, the boys learn about a new dating site for adults who love Disney. Being oddly obsessed with a corporation that creates entertainment for children is a great way to start a new relationship. Also, John Cerasani gets revenge, woke dad only likes trans children, King Cobra smells good, Chille DeCastro is harassing accountants now, Baylen reveals how bad her OCD has gotten, and much more. Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/mmqhLDiUFDM You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/

This week the boys discover a man who has a trans son and can't wait to tell everyone about it. He talks to strangers and completely changes their lives within seconds through his wisdom. He might be more smug than Stuttering John. Also, Delete Lawz is all but advocating for violence against the police, Matt Rife vs Mason Ramsey, Dat Phan is doing it wrong, "hot" girls who poop a lot, Baylen is sad again, Chris D'Elia gets OnePlus-ed, and much more. Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/zpVHCeKhJvs You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/