Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Welcome back to the mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! What bodily functions are you ok with in the shower? Where are you ok with taking a Big D? The mommies are asking the right questions. And because it's episode 700, the main mommies review some of their favorite clips from the last 100 episodes.We then welcome comedian and podcaster Brian Simpson! We talk about robot dogs, fighter jets and why Brian apologizes to his Google Home. They talk about the enigma that is Bert Kreischer, fitness, and how Remi Bader wasn't allowed on a horse on a ranch. We review more terrible lower back tattoos, and ho's at work. See Brian live in your town at https://www.briansimpsoncomedy.com/https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Mommies only this week in the mommy-dome with Tom Segura and Christina P. We talk about a fun box of DVD's Tom had, false advertising, and big D problems. Would you rather be 400 lbs or have your spouse be 400 lbs? The fans weigh in! Christina surprises Tom with a disgusting booger confession from Ali Macofsky and Christina asks Tom maybe the coolest question of all time. They discuss sharing tapes with your dad, where the most loads get spilled, some of the worst tattoos you've EVER seen, and Dhar Mann's actors protesting. Christina argues a bold defense strategy for Leonardo DiCaprio, they discuss Jonah Hill's Netflix documentary "Stutz," and we follow up on the roommate from hell. We watch a super cool Chiro adjustment, see more mommies telling their baristas they love them, Starbucks, TikToks and Nature is Metal.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with tom Segura and Christina P! Tom addresses the rumors about his DSL’s, the general behavior of dudes, Jamie Lee Curtis and where Nadav has been. The mommies review more of the worst tramp stamps the fans submitted and the new Netflix show “My Lover, My Killer.”We then welcome comedian and podcaster Duncan Trussell! They talk about their end of life plans, banging in MRI machines, and burping in space, and death ceremonies. The mommies show Duncan some horrible or hilarious clips, cool people promoting the Philippines and North Korea. Tom talks about meeting Jason Mamoa, we see a roommate from hell, how Duncan got into the Comedy Store, and a cool guy that gives tips to dudes on how to pick up women.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

JEANS UP!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss why you can’t burp in space, Tom’s experience at the Daytona 500, Instagram models, and gives an update on his basketball game against Erie, PA weatherman David Wolter. They watch videos of a dude explaining how to clean up before a girl comes over, and some listener-submitted videos of saying “I love you” at drive thrus.Chelcie Lynn joins the Main Mommies to discuss creating her character Trailer Trash Tammy, her upbringing in Oklahoma, Hilaria Baldwin, farts, the music Tim and Christine play for their kids, sleeping masks, Pazsitzky Effects, and much more! They wrap up by watching a batch a CP’s TikTok curations. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

Sponsors:-Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Unfortunately, Christina P is no longer with us, but Matt Fulchiron joins Tom Segura in her place. Matt and Tom discuss marriage and religion, share some of their wildest stories about confrontations, discuss the time Matt worked for Tom, as well as the time that Matt accidentally hooked up with a prostitute. They watch videos of a heated confrontation between a grown man and some teenagers, a freakout in an appliance store, Elton John going off on one of his audio techs, a “sissy” Cool Guy, and an update from Erie weatherman David Wolter.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

HAPPY VALENTIME’S DAY!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P give their best advice for surviving Valentine’ Day, Tom responds to some listeners about where he actually came on his tour, the mommies give an update on their eye mask revelation, they take a look at some tramp stamps that give Christina a run for her money, and they discuss one of Top Dog’s truest loves: t*ts. They watch a cool update video from Unk Shine, whose camera is, of course, not facing the right way, and a girl showing off some awesome farts!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

SPONSORS:-Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.TOM’S COMING EVERYWHERE!! Well, not quite everywhere… This week, Tom reveals where he has come, the Main Mommies debate whether you should sleep with an eye mask, they get an update from Erie weatherman David Wolter, discuss a super cool “Would You Rather” question, and get a final verdict on Burpgate from the expert himself: Dr. Drew.Tony Hawk and Jason Ellis are pro-skateboarders and hosts of the “Hawk vs. Wolf” podcast. They join Tim and Crystal to discuss their worst skateboarding injuries, Tony’s first ever 900, Tom’s surfing skills, terrible tattoos, their craziest sex stories, Ellismania, and they watch some “Horrible or Hilarious” videos.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

SPONSORS:- Head to https://policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.Pull your jeans all the way over your head this week with Tim and Kirstin! Christina announces to her first brown ever at the studio, he recently getting over vomit, and no one enjoys sneezes more than Tom. We have a cool guy opening clip, a cool Florida realtor, and Tom and Christina have started playing the pushing game again. Then, we see which mommy has nastier flossing habits.We then welcome comedian and godfather of podcasting, Brian Redban from the Joe Rogan Experience and Kill Tony! They talk about the early days of podcasting, supplementing with Testosterone, and hooking up with old people. We discuss some special people, getting cosmetic work done, Sex and The City, a cool double jointed girl, and Ari Shaffir’s very weird body. We revisit the cool guy that hates dating women in America, breastfeeding, and Christina’s latest TikTok curations.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

Watch Andrew Santino’s Standup Comedy Special “Cheeseburger” streaming now on Netflix! SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.- Grab your Liquid I.V. in bulk nationwide at Costco or you can get 20% off when you go to http://LiquidIV.com and use code HOUSE at checkout Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P and we are still recovering from Charo’s recent visit. We watch some clips about pronouns/gender, discuss #BurpGate, and Tom announces David Wolter the Eerie weatherman has accepted his basketball challenge. We then welcome comedian, podcaster and actor, Andrew Santino! Go watch his special “Cheeseburger” on Netflix now! They talk about weird fan interactions, working with Bobby Lee, we watch a clip of a cool girl going over her sex stats for the year, discuss Prince Harry getting frostbite on his Cory and having sex abroad. The Mommies introduce Santino to Sam’s Tailor, watch a girl on TikTok who apparently didn’t kill her brother, and review Christina’s latest TikTok curations.   https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by Tom’s mom, Charo, this week! They discuss their recent trip to Hawaii, their feelings about Tom’s beard trim, and Charo’s famous fart! Tim and Christine also debate who burped first on a recent episode. Charo and The Main Mommies also get into a heated debate about a necklace that was gifted to Charo, and bring Tom’s sister, Jane, to settle it. They watch a cool puke clip, some Horrible or Hilarious videos, an update from their favorite drunk cool guy, and much more! https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.- Head to https://Policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save- Go to https://HelloFresh.com/mom21 and use code mom21 for 21 free meals plus free shipping! Pull those jeans up because Tim and Kristin are back in the Mommy Dome and they still refuse to use wash cloths. Christina can read Tom's body better than Tom as we get into brown talk, we open the show with a cool opening clip,  and the mommies share their contempt for people who drink as a hobby. Christina proposes some Would You Rathers and they discuss the stinkiest people in their lives.We then welcome standup comedian and podcaster Tom Papa! Check out his new special "What a Day" on Netflix! They talk about growing up, freak athletic strength, head shots and working as a comedian. The Mommies and Papa trade stories about their kids, quality gift giving, don't save things for special occasions, and we see Christina's latest curation of TikToks featuring snakes, piercings, and PCOS. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

BINGHOW!! This week, Todd and Christine discuss why they’re nice to unattractive people, the origins of some famous idioms, the celebrities who have gotten the worst plastic surgery, the woman who shot a homeless man who asked her to move her Porsche, and participate in some good old fashioned brown talk. They watch clips of a confrontation in a Starbucks, a woman explaining her face tattoos, Glendale Gary getting arrested, a handful of drunk Cool Guys, a tattooed Charo, a batch of Christina’s TikToks, and more! https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.- Grab your Liquid I.V. in bulk nationwide at Costco or you can get 20% off when you go to http://LiquidIV.com and use code HOUSE at checkout.JEANS UP!! This week, Tom and Christina discuss Back to the Future, Chuck Berry, Rocco Siffredi, Peloton instructors, which animal each of the YMH staff is, and watch a clip of girls that really want to meet Chris Larson!Josh Wolf is a comedian, actor, and writer. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new prank show “Family Tussle,” the time his son challenged him to a fight, the things that come with being married, gambling, eating gross things, Joey Diaz, Josh’s first time doing stand-up, Don Rickles, and more! They watch videos of encounters with a mountain lion and a bear, a Cool Guy who is looking for a female rapper, and a batch of Christina’s TikToks. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

Did You Miss YMH Live, A Very Cool Christmas?! Don't worry! You can still watch it at https://ymhstudios.com/rentals DON’T BE A LOSER!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the Royal Family, the Department of Energy official/pup play enthusiast who was fired for stealing women’s luggage, “Wednesday” and goth culture, the National Enquirer article on Garth’s serial killer rumors, and Tom’s 2 Bears rant. They watch videos of a cool girl, revisit Dani’s famous “Hey Hitler” video, watch a bunch of Dan Pena clips, and see a video of a super cool pet coyote. Tom also issues a challenge to Erie, PA weatherman David Wolter, and the Main Mommies announce that there’s a new show coming to YMH Studios with Robert Iler and Jamie-Lynn Sigler! Comedian Chad Daniels joins Todd and Christine to discuss taping two different specials on the same night, dealing with hecklers, and why he can’t stand being put on the spot. Jean and Jean run him through “Horrible or Hilarious” clips as well as Christina’s TikTok curations. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

Did You Miss YMH Live, A Very Cool Christmas?! You still have time to get into the holiday spirit! Watch it NOW through December 18th at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. HIGH AND TIGHT!! It’s just the Main Mommies for this week’s episode of YMH. Tom and Tina discuss Tom’s appearance on Kill Tony, physician assisted suicide, hot Peloton instructors, remedies for hiccups, Chris Rock and Mike Birbiglia, CP’s trip to the White House. They watch a clip of a very cool prank involving a lion, Tom reveals he’s started gambling, and he brings Christine up to speed on his birthday gift for Bert: Adolf Hilter’s teacup. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast  

YMH LIVE is HERE! Get into the holiday spirit with the main mommies! Come join us for A Very Cool Christmas, THIS FRIDAY, Dec. 9th at 8pm CT. Get your tickets NOW at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off debating some Would You Rathers, find out some plus sized models weren't let into a night club, and Tom reacts to his interview with Quentin Tarantino.Then, we welcome our guest, comedian Phil Hanley who has a comedy special available now on YouTube called "Ooh La La." They talk about hecklers, Phil's modeling career, posting standing up comedy, and Dyslexia. They watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, some new stuff from RPC, and discuss Ted Cruz and Justin Trudeau. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

YMH LIVE is BACK! Just in time for the holidays! Come join us for A Very Cool Christmas, Dec. 9th at 8pm CT. Get your tickets NOW at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We take a stroll down memory lane with cool guys and cool parents. We open the show with cool announcements, review some cool vroom vrooms, and Mike Pence calling his wife “Mother.” Tom shows us one of the saddest things to come from the hurricane, we see a cool campaign video, and Christina shares a Pazsitzky Effect related to browning, and we learn about “R” Plates.  We try to check in with Kiersten again about her teeth, Tom shares some upsetting videos with Christina, and discuss the talent that came from In Living Color. We then take a look at an intense cool guy and wrap up with a HUGE batch of upsetting TikToks. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

YMH LIVE is BACK! Just in time for the holidays! Come join us for A Very Cool Christmas, Dec. 9th at 8pm CT. Get your tickets NOW at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We start with a story about their kids peeing and farting on Christina, open on a super cool guy talking about women playing games, and talk about Tom’s mom’s new terrible haircut! Christina realizes Tom needs a valet, and then we welcome acclaimed director and podcaster, Kevin Smith! Tom and Kevin chat about how YMH Studios got to where it is, touring, Clerks and the freedom of making your own projects. Kevin wonders if posting crying selfies is a mistake, he learns about how Tom got funny, and shares what it was like to work with George Carlin. Tom talks about the beginning of his career, Kevin talks about his heart attack and weight loss, and Tom shares some more info on his self-produced project. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

YMH LIVE is BACK! Just in time for the holidays! Come join us for A Very Cool Christmas, Dec. 9th at 8pm CT. Tickets go on sale this Friday at 10am CT at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ YOU BET I’M COMING UP IN MAY!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the worst dates they went on when they were single, whether they would ever have a threesome, the worst parts of being in their 20s, and more! They watch a video of a cool guy who urges men to go to the Philippines. Plus, Tom was on the local news in Erie, PA because of comments he made about the city on 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Joe Rogan Stavros Halkias is a comedian and podcaster. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss his sexy Instagram posts, why men hook up with unattractive women, and Rocco Siffredi. He also gets introduced to all the classic members of the Cool Guy Club! Revisiting the cool guys prompts the question: Which cool guy would Christina bang?, which they explore in much detail. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. We’re Home Here Now for another episode of YMH! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s most recent Pazsitzky Effects - that you can buy more than one winter coat, and hike a trail multiple times back to back. They watch a video of some foreign guys fighting in an airport, and discuss Tom’s experience having Bobby Lee on tour with him. They wrap up the solo segment by taking a look at a video of a very cool guy who discusses his interest in sex.Robert Kelly is a comedian, actor, and podcaster. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new stand-up special “Kill Box,” which Louis C.K. produced, the crazy things that happened while they were shooting it in Florida, their worst bombs, Robert’s weight loss, how Robert broke his ribs, and his time on the TV show “Louie.” https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinaponline.com/tour-dateshttps://store.ymhstudios.com/https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast