"Jawbreakers & Candy Takers"
There is a lot of teeth- gnashing at Tragedy Academy headquarters when it is discovered that Maria has purchased a device to exercise her jaw. Were there enough weak jawed Glass Joes out there such that this product needed to exist? Maria defends.
Maria recalls receiving candy from strangers in church as a child and thinking nothing of it. Jay and Eric spend 20 minutes dissecting what could have been a perfectly innocent interaction between a kindly old parishioner who just got joy out of dishing out candy to kids...or was he a nefarious old codger with far crueler intentions than an innocent old Maria could have even realized? A new character, Pastor Tony, enters the chat.