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They Hate To See These Fat Asses Coming

They Hate To See These Fat Asses Coming

Update: 2025-01-09
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This podcast episode covers a wide range of topics, beginning with a host's unexpected financial windfall from unused gift cards and a discussion of restaurant loyalty programs gained through client entertainment. The hosts then reminisce about their holiday experiences, including a stressful trip to Florida with a cat that resulted in a vet visit due to acute anxiety. A significant portion of the episode details the challenges of air travel with pets, particularly a conflict with an allergic passenger. The conversation shifts to the devastating LA wildfires, followed by discussions about stress dreams, water births versus hospital births, and the effectiveness of Advil versus Tylenol. The hosts share their New Year's resolutions, reflecting on past successes and making predictions for the coming year. A highlight is a chance encounter with actors Andrew Garfield and Luca Guadagnino at the Beverly Hills Hotel. The episode concludes with a review of past resolutions and an announcement of a friend's new audiobook. Throughout, the hosts offer relatable anecdotes, humorous observations, and insightful commentary on various aspects of life.

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00:00:00
Unexpected Windfalls, Client Entertainment, and Pet Travel Challenges

The episode begins with a discussion of an unexpected $400 windfall from unused gift cards, followed by accumulating loyalty points at a restaurant by entertaining clients. This transitions into a detailed account of a stressful flight with a cat, including a conflict with an allergic passenger.

00:03:12
Holiday Recap, Wildfires, and Stress Dreams

The hosts discuss their holiday experiences, including a trip to Florida with a cat. The conversation shifts to the devastating LA wildfires and then to their recent stress dreams.

00:25:20
Childbirth, Pain Relief, and New Year's Goals

A discussion about water births, hospital births, and pain medication during pregnancy is followed by a conversation about the effects of Advil and Tylenol and the hosts' new year's goals focusing on consistency.

00:49:00
Celebrity Encounter and Resolution Review

The podcast features a story about unexpectedly encountering Andrew Garfield and Luca Guadagnino. This is followed by a review of the hosts' previous year's resolutions and their surprising accuracy.

01:05:34
Predictions and Trends for 2025

The hosts share their predictions for the coming year, discussing "ins" and "outs" – trends they see coming and going in entertainment, social media, and personal style.

01:12:06
Audiobook Announcement

The podcast concludes with an announcement of a friend's new audiobook, in which one of the hosts voices a main character.

Keywords

Acute Anxiety in Pets


Anxiety in animals, triggered by stressful events like travel, manifesting in vomiting, withdrawal, and behavioral changes.

Loyalty Programs


Reward programs incentivizing repeat customers with points redeemable for discounts or free items.

Wildfires in Los Angeles


Devastating wildfires in Los Angeles due to dry conditions and strong winds, causing significant damage and risks.

Water Birth


Childbirth in warm water, considered by some to be more relaxing and natural.

Andrew Garfield


British-American actor known for roles in "The Amazing Spider-Man," "Hacksaw Ridge," and "Tick, Tick... Boom!"

Luca Guadagnino


Italian film director known for visually stunning and emotionally resonant films like "Call Me by Your Name."

Golden Globes


Annual awards ceremony honoring the best in film and television.

Celebrity Encounters


Unexpected meetings with famous people, often surreal and defying expectations.

New Year's Resolutions


Promises or commitments made at the start of a new year, often focused on self-improvement.

Predictions


Statements about future events, often based on current trends or insights.

Q&A

  • What are some effective strategies for managing acute anxiety in pets, particularly during travel?

    Consult a veterinarian; create a comfortable and familiar environment during travel.

  • How can airlines better accommodate passengers with severe allergies and those traveling with pets?

    Implement designated pet-free zones or rows; provide clearer communication about pet policies and potential allergens.

  • What are the benefits and drawbacks of a water birth compared to a traditional hospital birth?

    Water births are considered more relaxing and natural, but hospital births offer greater access to medical intervention.

  • What are some realistic and achievable New Year's resolutions that focus on consistency rather than drastic change?

    Small, daily habits like regular exercise or mindful budgeting.

  • What was the most surprising aspect of the hosts' encounter with Andrew Garfield and Luca Guadagnino?

    The casual and unassuming nature of the encounter.

  • How accurate were the hosts' predictions from the previous year's resolutions?

    Many predictions proved surprisingly accurate.

  • What are some of the "ins" and "outs" discussed in the podcast regarding current trends?

    "Ins" include musical theater and clogs; "Outs" include Instagram story tagging and hand dryers.

  • What is the significance of the audiobook announcement at the end of the podcast?

    It showcases the hosts' connections and provides a promotional opportunity for a friend's work.

Show Notes

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Chapters

00:00 being a teacher pays off

00:47 intro

01:07 my fat ass is racking up points

3:13 welcome back!!

04:30 flights with jonathan

08:38 anti-feline passengers

10:27 bumble

12:13 jonathan in hysterics

14:50 bark air 

15:44 cat-free rows 

18:20 la fires

19:19 alarm sounds 

21:29 bouncing is on the y axis

23:08 betterhelp

24:57 stress dreams

27:49 brooke's water birth

29:20 my fat ass is always taking advil

31:30 agree for the plot

32:32 ruined stomach lining

37:27 Connor’s Chill Ass Break 

41:31 Cirque De Sole

46:55 Quince

48:53 Seeing Andrew Garfield 

55:28 Everyone is Engaged

57:47 Reflecting on 2024 Resolutions 

1:04:35 2025 Predictions

1:07:21 Ins and Outs of 2025

1:11:56 That Friend by Sabrina Brier

1:14:11 See You In Bonus!!!

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