They Hate To See These Fat Asses Coming
Digest
This podcast episode covers a wide range of topics, beginning with a host's unexpected financial windfall from unused gift cards and a discussion of restaurant loyalty programs gained through client entertainment. The hosts then reminisce about their holiday experiences, including a stressful trip to Florida with a cat that resulted in a vet visit due to acute anxiety. A significant portion of the episode details the challenges of air travel with pets, particularly a conflict with an allergic passenger. The conversation shifts to the devastating LA wildfires, followed by discussions about stress dreams, water births versus hospital births, and the effectiveness of Advil versus Tylenol. The hosts share their New Year's resolutions, reflecting on past successes and making predictions for the coming year. A highlight is a chance encounter with actors Andrew Garfield and Luca Guadagnino at the Beverly Hills Hotel. The episode concludes with a review of past resolutions and an announcement of a friend's new audiobook. Throughout, the hosts offer relatable anecdotes, humorous observations, and insightful commentary on various aspects of life.
Outlines

Unexpected Windfalls, Client Entertainment, and Pet Travel Challenges
The episode begins with a discussion of an unexpected $400 windfall from unused gift cards, followed by accumulating loyalty points at a restaurant by entertaining clients. This transitions into a detailed account of a stressful flight with a cat, including a conflict with an allergic passenger.

Holiday Recap, Wildfires, and Stress Dreams
The hosts discuss their holiday experiences, including a trip to Florida with a cat. The conversation shifts to the devastating LA wildfires and then to their recent stress dreams.

Childbirth, Pain Relief, and New Year's Goals
A discussion about water births, hospital births, and pain medication during pregnancy is followed by a conversation about the effects of Advil and Tylenol and the hosts' new year's goals focusing on consistency.

Celebrity Encounter and Resolution Review
The podcast features a story about unexpectedly encountering Andrew Garfield and Luca Guadagnino. This is followed by a review of the hosts' previous year's resolutions and their surprising accuracy.

Predictions and Trends for 2025
The hosts share their predictions for the coming year, discussing "ins" and "outs" – trends they see coming and going in entertainment, social media, and personal style.

Audiobook Announcement
The podcast concludes with an announcement of a friend's new audiobook, in which one of the hosts voices a main character.
Keywords
Acute Anxiety in Pets
Anxiety in animals, triggered by stressful events like travel, manifesting in vomiting, withdrawal, and behavioral changes.
Loyalty Programs
Reward programs incentivizing repeat customers with points redeemable for discounts or free items.
Wildfires in Los Angeles
Devastating wildfires in Los Angeles due to dry conditions and strong winds, causing significant damage and risks.
Water Birth
Childbirth in warm water, considered by some to be more relaxing and natural.
Andrew Garfield
British-American actor known for roles in "The Amazing Spider-Man," "Hacksaw Ridge," and "Tick, Tick... Boom!"
Luca Guadagnino
Italian film director known for visually stunning and emotionally resonant films like "Call Me by Your Name."
Golden Globes
Annual awards ceremony honoring the best in film and television.
Celebrity Encounters
Unexpected meetings with famous people, often surreal and defying expectations.
New Year's Resolutions
Promises or commitments made at the start of a new year, often focused on self-improvement.
Predictions
Statements about future events, often based on current trends or insights.
Q&A
What are some effective strategies for managing acute anxiety in pets, particularly during travel?
Consult a veterinarian; create a comfortable and familiar environment during travel.
How can airlines better accommodate passengers with severe allergies and those traveling with pets?
Implement designated pet-free zones or rows; provide clearer communication about pet policies and potential allergens.
What are the benefits and drawbacks of a water birth compared to a traditional hospital birth?
Water births are considered more relaxing and natural, but hospital births offer greater access to medical intervention.
What are some realistic and achievable New Year's resolutions that focus on consistency rather than drastic change?
Small, daily habits like regular exercise or mindful budgeting.
What was the most surprising aspect of the hosts' encounter with Andrew Garfield and Luca Guadagnino?
The casual and unassuming nature of the encounter.
How accurate were the hosts' predictions from the previous year's resolutions?
Many predictions proved surprisingly accurate.
What are some of the "ins" and "outs" discussed in the podcast regarding current trends?
"Ins" include musical theater and clogs; "Outs" include Instagram story tagging and hand dryers.
What is the significance of the audiobook announcement at the end of the podcast?
It showcases the hosts' connections and provides a promotional opportunity for a friend's work.
Show Notes
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Chapters
00:00 being a teacher pays off
00:47 intro
01:07 my fat ass is racking up points
3:13 welcome back!!
04:30 flights with jonathan
08:38 anti-feline passengers
10:27 bumble
12:13 jonathan in hysterics
14:50 bark air
15:44 cat-free rows
18:20 la fires
19:19 alarm sounds
21:29 bouncing is on the y axis
23:08 betterhelp
24:57 stress dreams
27:49 brooke's water birth
29:20 my fat ass is always taking advil
31:30 agree for the plot
32:32 ruined stomach lining
37:27 Connor’s Chill Ass Break
41:31 Cirque De Sole
46:55 Quince
48:53 Seeing Andrew Garfield
55:28 Everyone is Engaged
57:47 Reflecting on 2024 Resolutions
1:04:35 2025 Predictions
1:07:21 Ins and Outs of 2025
1:11:56 That Friend by Sabrina Brier
1:14:11 See You In Bonus!!!
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