DiscoverCrime in Sports#317 - Bloody Bodies & Bad Excuses - The Treacherousness of Joaquin "Fire" Balassa
#317 - Bloody Bodies & Bad Excuses - The Treacherousness of Joaquin "Fire" Balassa

#317 - Bloody Bodies & Bad Excuses - The Treacherousness of Joaquin "Fire" Balassa

Update: 2022-08-231
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This week, we check out a man who is known very little for his brief MMA career, but he is a "superstar" of crime. After washing out of the lowest levels of MMA, he takes a job at Home Depot, meeting some new friends, and trying to lead a normal life. He meets some new friends, while selling them a barbecue, which to a night of heavy drinking, and good times. The problem is, at the end of the night, both of his new friends are dead, and the entire scene is soaked in blood. But he denies it all... until he decides that it was self defense, with one of the most ridiculous stories/excuses of all time!


Fail in your athletic career, have 2 roommates in a small apartment, and make up a fantastical story of how you were actually the victim, and did what you had to do to survive with Joaquin "Fire" Balassa!!


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Katherine Justice-Straps

btw.... I live in Fresno CA ( not the greatest place) and we call Porterville a fuckin armpit🤣🤣

Aug 23rd
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#317 - Bloody Bodies & Bad Excuses - The Treacherousness of Joaquin "Fire" Balassa

#317 - Bloody Bodies & Bad Excuses - The Treacherousness of Joaquin "Fire" Balassa