Digest

This episode of the Horror Virgin podcast is a comprehensive review of the 2009 Friday the 13th remake, featuring guest Jonathan Watkins from Cinema Sins. The review begins with the hosts and guest sharing their initial impressions and prior viewing experiences. A detailed scene-by-scene breakdown follows, analyzing plot points, character development (particularly the unlikeable Trent and the surprisingly complex Sam Winchester), kills, and overall filmmaking choices. The hosts highlight several absurd moments, including a "fuck Christmas" shirt, a weed subplot involving El Chapo, and unsettling sexual encounters. They also discuss Willa Ford's role and unsuccessful pop star career. The review culminates in a discussion of Jason's seemingly supernatural abilities and the film's climax. The podcast concludes with final thoughts, fun facts about the film's production and box office performance, and a look at the upcoming Friday the 13th TV series, "Crystal Lake." Interspersed throughout the review are advertisements for Next Playground, BritBox, and Audible. The episode also includes a segment discussing the hosts' other podcasts, including their completed James Bond podcast, "Guns, Diamonds, and Death," and their future plans. Finally, the hosts promote their Patreon, encouraging listeners to subscribe for ad-free listening and bonus content.

Outlines

00:00:00

Introductions, Ads & Horror Virgin Podcast Setup

The episode starts with introductions, advertisements for Next Playground, BritBox, and Audible, and sets the stage for the Horror Virgin podcast's review of the 2009 Friday the 13th film, introducing the guest, Jonathan Watkins from CinemaSins.

00:02:19

Technical Issues & Friday the 13th (2009) Review Setup

The hosts address technical difficulties before formally introducing the 2009 Friday the 13th review and their guest, Jonathan Watkins from Cinema Sins. They discuss their prior viewing experiences and initial impressions of the film.

00:03:10

Friday the 13th (2009) - Detailed Scene Analysis Part 1

A detailed scene-by-scene analysis of the film begins, focusing on plot points, character development, kills, and overall filmmaking choices. Initial reactions and inconsistencies are discussed, including potentially racist jokes and strange moments.

00:52:46

Friday the 13th (2009) - Detailed Scene Analysis Part 2

This section continues the detailed scene-by-scene analysis, focusing on character arcs (Sam Winchester and Trent), the weed subplot, Willa Ford's role, confrontations at the lake house, unsettling sexual encounters, and Jason's kills.

01:06:57

Friday the 13th (2009) - Climax, Final Thoughts & Box Office

The podcast covers the remaining scenes, including beer pong, infidelity, Jason's ubiquity, the climax, and the resolution. Final thoughts on the film are shared, along with fun facts and box office performance details.

01:27:49

Upcoming Friday the 13th TV Series & Podcast Conclusion

The hosts discuss the upcoming Friday the 13th TV series, "Crystal Lake," and conclude the episode with a discussion of their other podcasts and a promotion of their Patreon.

01:42:07

CinemaSins Discussion & Future Projects

A discussion with Jonathan Watkins from CinemaSins about their various projects, including YouTube channels, podcasts (Recotopia, Captain's Pot, Guns, Diamonds, and Death), and their video output.

01:45:26

James Bond Podcast & Episode Wrap-up

The conversation shifts to the future of their James Bond podcast, "Guns, Diamonds, and Death," and speculation on the next James Bond casting. The hosts thank Jonathan and promote their podcast and Patreon.

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Q&A

• What are the main criticisms of the 2009 Friday the 13th film according to the podcast hosts?

  The hosts criticize the film's pacing, unimaginative kills, and wasted potential of its B-plot.

• How do the hosts describe Jason Voorhees's character and actions in the 2009 film?

  The hosts humorously compare Jason to El Chapo, suggesting he's a territorial weed grower.

• What are the hosts' overall opinions on the 2009 Friday the 13th movie?

  The hosts find the movie competently made but ultimately dull and lacking emotional depth.

• What are some of the more memorable or absurd moments from the movie discussed in the podcast?

  The hosts highlight the "fuck Christmas" shirt, the weed subplot, and Jason's sudden archery skills.

• What are some of the behind-the-scenes facts revealed about the 2009 Friday the 13th?

  The podcast reveals that the sheriff was cast late, Willa Ford had limited time to learn wakeboarding, and the film contains references to previous Friday the 13th movies.

• How did the 2009 Friday the 13th perform at the box office?

  The film had a strong opening weekend but experienced a dramatic drop in subsequent weeks.

• What is known about the upcoming Friday the 13th TV series?

  The series, titled "Crystal Lake," will be a prequel focusing on the origins of Jason and Pamela Voorhees.

• What are some of the projects undertaken by CinemaSins?

  CinemaSins produces videos on YouTube, multiple podcasts, and previously a James Bond podcast.

• What is the status of the "Guns, Diamonds, and Death" podcast?

  The podcast has completed its run.

• How can listeners support the Horror Virgin podcast?

  Listeners can support the Horror Virgin podcast by subscribing to their Patreon.

Show Notes