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You Get It From Having Sex With A Whooping Crane, Right?

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All I Want To Do Is Be Angry & Self Righteous

Who's A Schmoopie!?

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Pope It Up!

Dear Diary, Joe Wandered Off Again Tonight

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Turns Out The Cardinals Were Just Vaping

The Raccoon Didn't Sleep Well & Needed A Little Bump!

Have Some Kids!!!!

It's Nightstick Time!

A Life's Lesson From The TSA!

I've Seen A Beaver Smokin' Marijuana

Merkin$$* - That'll Stop The Russians!

Thieves Are Going To Break In & Steal My Genitals!

I Will Bang This Gong Until My Banging Days Are Done

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

An Enormous Crime