A Lying Liar Who Lies
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Kristie and Kelly catch up, discussing wedding showers, attire trends, and the impact of cold weather. They recount a challenging snowstorm experience, including a broken snow shovel and neighborly help. The main focus shifts to a "Dance Moms" episode recap, detailing competition day, Abby Lee Miller's critiques, dancer eliminations (Sarah Reasons), and accusations of credit card fraud against Kira Girard. The hosts also discuss fan reactions, manufactured drama, and the show's evolving focus, concluding with behind-the-scenes banter and merchandise ideas.
Outlines
Catching Up and Wedding Buzz
Kristie and Kelly return, discussing Kelly's cat, Kristie's press-on nails, and Brooke's bridal shower, including her new hairstyle. They touch upon wedding attire trends like reception dresses and the practicality of outfit changes.
Weather Woes and Travel Troubles
The hosts discuss how cold weather influenced their wardrobe choices. They recount a significant snowstorm that caused power outages, flight cancellations, and a struggle to find a snow shovel, leading to a DIY mishap and eventual neighborly assistance.
Orlando Trip and Credit Card Issues
A recap of the Orlando trip includes resolving credit card problems and purchasing jewelry. They also briefly mention a previous episode's comment and discuss ideas for tour merchandise and two-part episodes.
Dance Moms Episode: Competition Day Drama
The hosts begin recapping a "Dance Moms" episode, focusing on competition outfits and Abby Lee Miller's arrival. They discuss Maddie's acting, Abby's praise for Maddie's booking, and Jess's concerns about JoJo's future.
Abby's Apprentices and Parental Conflicts
Abby labels JoJo, Sarah, and Brynn as apprentices and threatens elimination. Tracy questions Sarah's placement and compares her to Kalani. Kira denies accusations of credit card fraud, while Jess uncovers public records of Kira's criminal charges.
Duets, Expectations, and Elimination Warnings
The episode focuses on duet preparations for JoJo and Mackenzie, and Kalani and Sarah. Abby discusses her expectations for Kalani and praises Brynn's versatility, ultimately warning some dancers about potential elimination.
Competition Performances and Results
Kalani and Sarah perform their contemporary routine, followed by McKenzie and JoJo's musical theater routine. The hosts discuss the competition awards, noting JoJo and Mackenzie's fourth place and Kalani and Sarah's duet not placing.
Post-Competition Fallout and Accusations
Moms discuss competition results, with blame placed on music issues and lack of chemistry. A united front forms against Kira, accusing her of deceit and manipulation. Tracy reveals Kira's arrest for credit card fraud, leading to legal threats.
Abby's Final Decisions and Departures
Abby gives individual feedback, deciding to invite Bryn and JoJo back while cutting Sarah. Sarah and her mother Tracy leave, with Sarah expressing gratitude. Abby warns Kalani to improve and addresses the moms about deceit.
Fan Reactions and Show Criticism
The girls comfort Sarah after being cut. The hosts critique Jess's fashion and humorously categorize events. They discuss disliked dances, manufactured drama, producer influence, and Abby's motives, noting fan frustration with storylines and praise for Kendall.
Media Buzz and Show's Evolving Focus
Fan tweets highlight Chloe's value and criticize Kira. News articles reveal Kira's alleged criminal history and JoJo's debut. Maddie, McKenzie, and Kalani go on a press tour without Nia. A viewer poll shows disagreement with pulling a child from a music video shoot.
Keywords
Bridal Shower
A pre-wedding celebration for the bride-to-be, often featuring gifts and well wishes.
Press-On Nails
Artificial nails applied for temporary cosmetic enhancement, known for ease of use.
Wedding Attire
Clothing choices for weddings, including main gowns and reception dresses.
Snowstorm
Severe winter weather event causing significant disruptions.
Snow Shovel
Tool used for snow removal, with various designs available.
Amazon
E-commerce platform for online shopping and product delivery.
Credit Card Fraud
Unauthorized use of credit card information for illicit transactions.
Dance Moms
Reality TV series focusing on young dancers, their mothers, and instructor Abby Lee Miller.
Abby Lee Miller
Central figure and instructor on "Dance Moms," known for intense training and controversial methods.
ALDC
Abby Lee Dance Company, the dance studio featured on "Dance Moms."
Kalani Hilliker
Professional dancer and cast member on "Dance Moms," known for her contemporary skills.
Sarah Reasons
Dancer on "Dance Moms" who was cut from the team by Abby Lee Miller.
Kira Girard
Mother and dancer on "Dance Moms," whose past legal issues were a point of controversy.
Melissa Gisoni
Mother of dancers Maddie and Mackenzie Ziegler on "Dance Moms."
Q&A
What was discussed regarding Brooke's bridal shower?
The hosts discussed the decorations, Paige's involvement, and Brooke's decision to cut her hair short before her wedding.
What challenges did the host face when trying to buy a snow shovel?
During a snowstorm, snow shovels were sold out. The only option was a complex, wheeled shovel that required assembly and broke easily.
What were the main points of contention regarding Kira's past?
Kira was accused of credit card fraud, theft, and attempted theft, with discussions about her contradictory stories and alleged manipulation.
What was Abby's feedback for Sarah and Kalani's duet?
Abby noted they danced well but lacked connection, suggesting Sarah might replace Kalani.
What were the results of the Junior Duet Awards?
JoJo and Mackenzie placed fourth, while Kalani and Sarah's duet did not place.
What was the main criticism of the "Mulan Rouge" group dance?
The choreography was considered weaker, and the group size unusual, leading to it not placing.
What was Abby's final decision regarding Bryn, JoJo, Sarah, and Kalani?
Abby invited Bryn and JoJo back, cut Sarah, and left Kalani's future uncertain.
Why was Sarah Reasons cut from the Abby Lee Dance Company?
Abby Lee Miller cut Sarah, stating she was too old for the current team, though her talent was acknowledged.
What was Tracy's main frustration with the situation?
Tracy was upset by Abby's decision to cut Sarah and felt Abby was heartless, also criticizing Kira's behavior.
What did Abby mean by "sneaky people" and "going behind my back"?
Abby referred to perceived deceitful actions by mothers, particularly Holly, related to a video shoot, disliking attempts to deceive her.
How did the other girls react to Sarah being cut?
The other girls comforted Sarah, offering hugs and support after she was dismissed from the team.
What did fans dislike about the show's direction?
Fans grew tired of the show focusing on personal drama and manufactured conflicts over dance, wanting a return to its original focus.
What was the significance of the Moulin Rouge dance?
Choreographed by Molly Long, it received mixed reviews, with Kendall praised and McKenzie criticized, and fans questioned Abby's expectations.
Why did fans theorize Abby took Mackenzie out of the music video?
Some fans speculated Abby removed Mackenzie due to financial motives, as she wasn't being paid as her manager.
What was the controversy surrounding Kira's past?
An article revealed Kira Girard's alleged criminal history, causing controversy and detracting from the show's dance focus.
Why did the hosts feel it was hard to argue with certain moms?
Arguments felt forced and producer-manufactured with moms they didn't know well, unlike genuine conflicts.
What was the main takeaway from the viewer poll about the music video?
The poll showed most viewers believed children should fulfill professional obligations, agreeing they wouldn't pull their child from the music video shoot.
Show Notes
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"You and I are white trash because we say the F-word, but Kira is better than that...she has a criminal record but whatever. She just said the F-word 10 times!" Well fortunately for our lovely Bitches, Kira is in the hot seat on the second half of "Wild Wild West Coast Pt 2." After a couple weeks of threats, Tracey is finally delivering on her promise to oust Kira from the ALDC by exposing her past legal troubles, but will it be enough to actually secure Sarah R a more permanent spot on the team over Kalani?
As the ALDC make their final LA hurrah at Starbound they run into a bit of a problem, their dances just aren't it! Between tired choreography and some out of date references, its hard to imagine any of the dances making a strong impression compared to the more intense LA dancers in attendance. Worst of all is the bizarre choice to paint JoJo and Mackenzie in black and white for their I Love Lucy homage, managing to make the two look more like corpses than Lucy and Ethel. To add insult to injury their music shuts off mid-performance... so is that just an intentional sabotage at this point? How did it keep happening!?
But while the girls are struggling to make some noise on stage, the moms certainly are making noise behind the scenes. Abby threatened that not all the girls would be returning to Pittsburgh with the ALDC, and Tracey decides the best way to make her case is by taking out the competition. She begins to hurl insults and accusations at Kira, bringing up not only the fact she'd been charged with fraud for running an eBay scheme, but also claims she was arrested for credit card fraud! Shouting of course ensues. But honestly? Abby still seems more upset over Holly's perceived betrayal from a few days prior, and technically the MattyB incident is still on the horizon because that stuff all goes down AFTER the competition. So for all of Tracey's efforts, it would seem she might have played her cards just a little too late, or maybe there really is not stopping the Kalani train if she's one of Abby's favorites.
Quotes
- “[The Bitchettes] know it's a good episode when you start talking in your Grover voice." (14:39-14:43 | Christi)
- “Jess says she's really sick of Abby going on and on about Maddie. Well Jess, girlfriend, you just got there eight episodes ago so buckle up." (18:48-18:57 | Christi & Kelly)
- “She cans hove Radio Disney up her ass, and Kelly really does means that!" (47:14-47:18 | Christi)
- “We lost to ourselves. It was made out that we lost to a better dance... that our kids did!" (49:49-49:59 | Christi)
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