Like the UAW, But the "A" Doesn't Stand for Auto

It's Usually Starfish But You Have Crabs

Why Do Your Bowels Have An English Accent?

I'm About Arguments... Not Genitals

Before We All Get Oiled Up

I'll Buy My Own Lotion

I'm Not Doing Anything For A Carrot

I Get A Little Purple. It's Not Attractive.

Your Mother Declares Martial Law

I Slip Into That Like A Warm Bath

Some Delicious Thanksgiving Leftovers

It's Gooshing Up My Mouth

Feed Them To The Dogs

It's A Freaking Duck

I Stepped On The Scale & Got Punched In The Face

What American Have to Be Thankful For

Vengeance Is What The Holidays Are All About

If The Sweet & Sour Chicken Hits The Fan

Full Meth Mouth

My Pants Are Tight