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Bonus Bang: Live at The Moore Theater w/ Lauren Lapkus, Paul F. Tompkins, Lisa Gilroy, Will Hines (Totally Todd)

Bonus Bang: Live at The Moore Theater w/ Lauren Lapkus, Paul F. Tompkins, Lisa Gilroy, Will Hines (Totally Todd)

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This episode of Comedy Bang Bang takes listeners on a wild ride through a live show in Seattle, featuring a cast of eccentric characters and their hilarious interactions. The episode begins with Scott Ockerman welcoming the audience and introducing the unique format of the show, which involves spontaneous conversations and unscripted moments. The first guest is Todd, played by Lauren Lapkiss, who delivers a series of stand-up routines filled with awkward jokes and personal anecdotes. Todd's stories range from his experiences as a sperm donor to his anxieties about starting middle school and his crush on a girl named Brenda. The episode then introduces Charles Dumpster, an inventor who claims to have created the dumpster. Charles shares his experiences with his late wife, including their first date in a dumpster and her death while christening a ship. He also reveals his latest invention, the Dumpster Needle, a sky-high dumpster designed to provide affordable housing and potentially solve global warming. The episode takes a bizarre turn with the arrival of Peanut Parton, a failed Dolly Parton clone who is in pain and wants to die. Peanut's unusual physical characteristics and their desire to escape their current situation lead to a series of surreal conversations about Dolly Parton's anatomy, peanut butter blood, and the potential for a peanut factory. The episode concludes with the return of Randy Useless, a musician known for his unique vocal style. Randy explains his approach to music, which involves intonating spoken word phrases in select moments of songs. He shares his most famous performance, where he interrupted a song by Envogue with the phrase "And now it's time for a breakdown." The conversation explores the origins of this phrase and Randy's career as a life insurance salesman. Throughout the episode, the guests engage in a series of humorous and thought-provoking conversations, exploring themes of identity, relationships, death, and the potential for unconventional inventions. The episode is a testament to the creative and unpredictable nature of Comedy Bang Bang, offering listeners a unique and entertaining experience.

Outlines

00:00:00
Introduction and Welcome: Seattle Live Show

Scott Ockerman welcomes listeners to a special bonus episode of Comedy Bang Bang, featuring a live show from Seattle. He highlights the unique nature of the episode, featuring Lauren Lapkiss as Todd and other guests.

00:00:54
Live Episode and Subscription Information

Scott encourages listeners to check out other live episodes available to Comedy Bang Bang World Maximus subscribers. He also promotes upcoming shows in the UK, Ireland, and the East Coast.

00:02:08
Live Show Begins: Audience and Introductions

The episode transitions to the live show in Seattle, with the audience cheering. Scott introduces himself as the host and welcomes the audience.

00:04:02
Explaining the Show Format: Unscripted Conversations

Scott explains the format of the show as a live podcast taping, emphasizing the spontaneous and unscripted nature of the conversations. He introduces the guests: an inventor, a medical marvel, and a musician.

00:06:13
The Balcony Report: Counting Balconies

Scott performs the balcony report, a recurring segment where he counts the number of balconies in the venue. He reveals that the More Theater has two balconies and shares the total number of balconies they've performed in front of on their 2024 tour.

00:10:53
Introducing Todd: Stand-Up Comedy and Personal Stories

Scott introduces his nephew Todd, played by Lauren Lapkiss, to the stage. Todd attempts to perform stand-up comedy, sharing a joke about jizzing and a story about starting Sunday school.

00:15:19
Todd's Life Update: Children, Hobbies, and Fears

Todd reveals that he has had two children and has been living with Scott in a dog crate. He describes his hobbies and his fear of heights and spiders.

00:17:37
Todd's Sperm Donation: Finding His Children

Todd reveals that he donated sperm and has been involved in the lives of his children. He describes his efforts to find them and his physical appearance.

00:18:20
Todd's TV Habits: "The Mormon in My Wives"

Todd discusses his love for the show "The Mormon in My Wives," describing the show's premise and his desire to have multiple wives.

00:19:53
Todd's Middle School Anxiety: Making Friends

Todd expresses his anxiety about starting middle school and asks for advice on making friends. Scott suggests punching the biggest kid in school and befriending the Aryan Brotherhood.

00:23:36
Todd's Crush on Brenda: Expressing His Feelings

Todd reveals his crush on a girl named Brenda, describing her physical appearance and personality. He shares his attempts to express his feelings for her.

00:30:29
Freaky Friday Wish: Body Swap Attempt

Scott and Todd attempt to switch bodies through a wish on a light. The wish fails, and Todd expresses his desire to sleep in Scott's bed and watch a movie.

00:36:04
Introducing Charles Dumpster: The Inventor

Scott introduces Charles Dumpster, an inventor, to the stage. Charles reveals that he invented the dumpster and shares his experience with his wife's death.

00:44:36
Charles's Relationship with His Wife: Dumpster Dates and Death

Charles describes his relationship with his wife, including their first date in a dumpster and their shared love for kissing with food in their mouths. He reveals that his wife died while christening a ship.

00:48:07
Peanut Parton: The Failed Dolly Parton Clone

The episode begins with a mysterious guest, Peanut Parton, who claims to be a failed Dolly Parton clone. Peanut is in pain and wants to die, leading to a bizarre conversation about Dolly Parton's anatomy and Peanut's own unusual physical characteristics.

00:56:22
The Dumpster Needle: A Sky-High Dumpster

Charles Dumpster, a previous guest, shares his latest invention: the Dumpster Needle, a sky-high dumpster that could potentially cover the earth and blot out the sun. The conversation delves into the potential benefits and drawbacks of this invention, including its impact on global warming and the need for a Zoom-like system for groceries.

01:00:55
Peanut's Funeral Plans: Dying and Undertakers

Peanut continues to express a desire to die, leading to a discussion about funeral arrangements. Peanut requests Scott to be the undertaker of their will and to sing a song about their love to the tune of "9 to 5."

01:06:41
Peanut's Pregnancy: Wolf Baby and Escape

Peanut reveals that they are pregnant with a wolf, a result of being bitten by dogs in a dumpster. The conversation explores the implications of this pregnancy and Peanut's desire to escape their current situation.

01:15:12
The Peanut Factory: Willy Wonka Inspiration

Peanut suggests opening a peanut factory with Scott, inspired by Willy Wonka. The conversation touches on Peanut's blindness and their unusual physical characteristics, including their inside-out body and deep dimples.

01:16:50
Dolly Parton's Wrath: The Truth About the Clone

The conversation shifts to Dolly Parton, who is said to be angry with Peanut for revealing the truth about her laboratory creation. The discussion includes a description of Dollywood and its milk-themed attractions.

01:20:41
Randy Useless Returns: The Vocal Musician

The episode welcomes back Randy Useless, a musician known for his unique vocal style. Randy explains his approach to music, which involves intonating spoken word phrases in select moments of songs.

01:24:49
The Breakdown: Randy's Famous Phrase

Randy recounts his most famous performance, where he interrupted a song by Envogue with the phrase "And now it's time for a breakdown." The conversation explores the origins of this phrase and Randy's career as a life insurance salesman.

01:27:11
Randy's Insurance-Themed Intonation: A New Phrase

Scott challenges Randy to create a new insurance-themed phrase to be intoned during a song. Randy accepts the challenge and delivers a new phrase, "It's time for a breakdown," which is met with approval.

01:30:13
Randy's Past Performances: Intonations and Engineers

Randy shares other songs he has intoned over, including "It's Brittany Bitch" and "It's a Brittany's bridge." The conversation delves into Randy's relationship with recording engineers and his desire to meet them during their work.

01:31:05
Randy's Love Life: Body Count and Sexual Encounters

Randy reveals his romantic interest in a girl and his struggles with talking to women. The conversation touches on Randy's body count and his past sexual encounters.

01:34:20
Silence: Repeated Phrases

This segment consists of repeated phrases "I'm not going to say anything" for an extended period.

01:45:06
Explicit Statement: Robot Sex

The segment contains a single explicit statement, "I really want to have sex with the robot," followed by a brief apology and a closing statement.

Keywords

Dumpster


A large metal container used for collecting and storing trash or waste. It is typically made of steel or aluminum and has a hinged lid for easy access.

Balcony Report


A recurring segment in the Comedy Bang Bang podcast where the host counts the number of balconies in the venue where the show is being recorded.

Todd


A character played by Lauren Lapkiss in the Comedy Bang Bang podcast. Todd is portrayed as Scott Ockerman's nephew and is known for his quirky personality and humorous observations.

Brenda


A fictional character in the Comedy Bang Bang podcast, described as Todd's crush. Brenda is characterized by her physical appearance and her deep voice.

Freaky Friday


A popular concept in fiction and film where two people switch bodies, often leading to humorous and chaotic situations.

Mormon in My Wives


A fictional TV show mentioned by Todd, depicting a Mormon man with multiple wives who live in interconnected houses.

Dolly Parton Clone


A fictional character created in a laboratory as a replica of the famous country singer Dolly Parton. This concept plays on the idea of celebrity obsession and the potential for scientific manipulation.

Dumpster Needle


A fictional invention described as a sky-high dumpster, designed to provide affordable housing and potentially solve global warming. This concept combines elements of social commentary, environmental concerns, and futuristic technology.

Vocal Musician


A musician who uses their voice to create unique sounds and effects, often by intonating spoken word phrases during songs. This concept explores the boundaries of musical expression and the potential for unconventional vocal techniques.

Q&A

  • What is the unique aspect of this bonus episode of Comedy Bang Bang?

    This episode is a special bonus episode featuring a live show from Seattle, with Lauren Lapkiss playing the character of Todd and other guests.

  • What is the balcony report and why is it important?

    The balcony report is a recurring segment in the Comedy Bang Bang podcast where the host counts the number of balconies in the venue. It's a humorous way to engage the audience and provide a sense of place for listeners at home.

  • What are some of Todd's anxieties about starting middle school?

    Todd is anxious about making friends and fears being bullied. He also worries about his appearance and how others will perceive him.

  • How does Charles Dumpster describe his wife's death?

    Charles's wife died while christening a ship, a series of dumpster-type ships he designed for the US Navy. He describes the event as a strange and unexpected way to die.

  • What is the Dumpster Needle and how does it work?

    The Dumpster Needle is a sky-high dumpster designed to provide affordable housing. It's a tall, thin structure with a mesh lid for ventilation and can be linked to other needles, potentially covering the earth and blocking out the sun.

  • What is Randy Useless's unique musical style?

    Randy is a vocal musician who intonates spoken word phrases in select moments of songs. He is known for his famous "breakdown" phrase, "And now it's time for a breakdown," which he inserted into a song by Envogue.

  • What is the significance of Peanut Parton's peanut butter blood?

    Peanut's peanut butter blood is a fictional characteristic that adds a surreal and humorous element to their identity. It's a source of their pain and discomfort, and it also leads to their pregnancy with a wolf after being bitten by dogs in a dumpster.

  • What is the relationship between Peanut Parton and Dolly Parton?

    Peanut Parton claims to be a failed Dolly Parton clone, created in a laboratory. They believe that Dolly Parton was the 15th draft of the cloning process, and they are in pain because of the imperfections in their own creation.

  • What is the nature of the explicit statement made in this segment?

    The statement is a direct and explicit expression of desire for sexual interaction with a robot. It is a controversial topic that raises ethical and social questions about the boundaries of human-robot relationships.

Show Notes

This is a bonus, Bonus Bang - part 7 of our Totally Todd series. Live from Seattle, Washington - Scott welcomes to the stage his nephew Todd, inventor Charles Dumpster, medical experiment Peanut Parton and vocal musician Randy Useless!


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