If You're Gonna Pay Attention to 1 Stupid Thing This Year....

We Were Loose With The Term "Tramp Stamp"

Does He Wear Panties?

I Steal A Lot Of Office Supplies

Maybe Now You Have Time For A Shower!

He Likes to Tongue Kiss

No, Definitely Not a Sign

Beating An Ox

The Draft. The Apology.

Iffy Meat in The Sound Fridge

A Job & Erections -- That's All You Need, Son!

Don't Knock Over The Lube, Puppy!

That's The Key With Beans

I Should Check My Sloth & Horniness Index

Oligarch Foot Rubs

My Favorite Day of the Year!

No One Wants to See Your Feet!

Monkey Drunk!

Dust For Prints!

You Go To Choose Your Romances Better