Everyone’s going crazy. We have Tucker Carlson buying property in Qatar, Bridget wants to buy encyclopedias for when we have to turn off the internet to save humanity, and a woman thought her smart fridge was sending her messages. Uncle Ted was right. Technology is driving us all mad. 

0:00 - Introduction
1:48 - Quest
3:13 - Siri, Please Take My Life
12:37 - The Perfect Jean
13:49 - Weather
14:26 - It's The Economy, Stupid
23:15 - Phetasy News
24:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker 

Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy 

---------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Thanks to our sponsors Quest & The Perfect Jean 

- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. 

- Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping!

 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ 

Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ 

Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh 

https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva