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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies are flying solo and CP’s rocking a whole new grill, courtesy of our friends at Snap-On Smile, and Tom joins the fun by throwing in some fake teeth of his own. The Main Mommies get extra silly as they test-drive their chompers, flirt with each other, and kick off the show with an iconic clip from none other than Bonnie Blue, who’s out here rallying the "troops" to spit on her, slap her, and make her theirs today.

We also get some updates on our old friends Tony Johns and King Ass Ripper. The convo then turns to the big dogs of creepy suspect behavior: Michael Jackson, P Diddy, Woody Allen, Hugh Hefner and the Mommies speculate should you separate the art from the artist? Tom and Tina both give their questionable Michael Jackson impressions, sing a few problematic bangers, and get real about some of the creepiest musicians in history. Plus Christina reveals the Interview With A Vampire show is too gay, Enny didn't care for Sinners, the President of France got slapped, and Mystic Rick got a callout on Monday Night RAW,

Your Mom’s House Ep. 813

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:00 - Opening Clip: Bonnie Blue Rallies The Troops

00:09:53 - Not A Damn Chance!

00:15:25 - Tony Johns Booted From IG

00:19:49 - King Ass Ripper Update

00:24:03 - Michael Jackson & The Hollywood Creep Hall Of Fame

00:34:04 - Prince Stories

00:38:03 - Clip: Red Carpet Fart Mic

00:40:39 - Clip: Hot Firefighters

00:41:42 - Interview With A Vampire Is Too Gay

00:45:29 - Sinners & Mission: Impossible

00:48:38 - Clip: Crush Daddy

00:49:28 - Tom On Monday Night RAW

00:53:14 - The French President Slap

00:58:13 - Closing Song - "A Very Handy Guy" by Yahweh

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