International Chef's Day!! Cook up some groans with these dad jokes! 20 October 2023
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Daily Dad Jokes (20 Oct 2023)
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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Nebocsid, professorf, atruthtellingliar, TheQuietKid22, andersonfmly, D0wnVoteMe_PLZ, Thunderofwar, Lordstevenson, Raath, dadjokeraf, MonotonedGrinch, Upvoter_NeverDie, EndersGame_Reviewer, carpe-Dilemma, Winterwoollies, DingusAugustus, OrnacTheBarbarian, YannyWolf, buckeyespud, Confident_Lion5001, AmberEnthusiast, andersonfmly, Mirrorsponge, SymWizard07, Random_Jojo, Outrageous-River3744, weathermancam12, weggo, emjay144
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