All I Got Were Dirty Looks & A Sore Neck

Like Leading A Sheep To A Trough

You're A Softhead. You're An Oddball. Do You Have Any Real Friends?

Joe, You Made Boom Boom All On Your Own!!

Bearded Guys Wearing Robes, Riding Camels

Get Your Weeds Off My Lawn!

Skeezy You Say!!

I Like "Rub Me"

You're Married To Sasquatch!!

Dig Up His Bones & Re-Ban Him!

Just Got a Brand New Tattoo!

It's The Jigginess!

I Need Figgy Pudding & Spotted Dick

This Is Great But There's A Ballgame On

I Was Not Saying "Oh Good" To You Dying

Babies That Talk Like Adults!

You Get It From Having Sex With A Whooping Crane, Right?

Drinking The Black Coffee Of Reality

All I Want To Do Is Be Angry & Self Righteous

Who's A Schmoopie!?