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MBMBaM 731: Face 2 Face: Good Face Holes

MBMBaM 731: Face 2 Face: Good Face Holes

Update: 2024-09-304
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The podcast begins with a disclaimer stating that the McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should not be followed. The episode features a variety of humorous anecdotes, including a story about a nine-volt battery incident, a listener's husband's habit of wearing shirts over his face to block out light, and a mother giving her children spray-painted prescription bottles as birthday gifts. The hosts also discuss a listener's job at a human tissue library, the value of squished pennies and beanie babies, and the challenges of teaching adult coworkers basic laundry and clothing care. The episode concludes with a live Q&A session with audience members, including an interview with Richard Stink, a fragrance influencer who has transitioned into writing novels.

Outlines

00:00:00
Introduction and Disclaimer

The podcast begins with a disclaimer stating that the McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should not be followed.

00:58:57
The Nine Volt Battery Incident and Listener Stories

The episode begins with a humorous anecdote about a nine-volt battery incident. The hosts discuss the commonality of such incidents and how they often lead to frustration and a sense of impending doom. The episode then features listener stories, including a listener's husband's peculiar sleep habit of wearing shirts over his face to block out light and another listener's mother giving them and their sister spray-painted prescription bottles as birthday gifts.

00:17:00
Human Tissue Library, Collectibles, and Laundry Habits

The podcast discusses a listener's job at a human tissue library and whether it's okay to steal liquid nitrogen. The hosts also discuss the value of squished pennies and beanie babies, leading to a discussion about the nature of collectibles and the value of things. The episode then transitions to a discussion about the challenges of teaching adult coworkers basic laundry and clothing care.

00:31:46
Squarespace, Robots, and Podcast Advertisements

The podcast discusses the importance of having a website for a podcast and promotes Squarespace as a platform for creating websites. The hosts then discuss how robots might interpret human phrases and promote Chip Drop, a service that provides free wood chips to gardeners. The episode concludes with advertisements for the Comfort Creatures and TV Chef Fantasy League podcasts.

00:37:04
Live Q&A and Interview with Richard Stink

The podcast transitions to a live Q&A session with audience members. The hosts answer questions about awkward situations at sushi conveyor belt restaurants, how to respond to getting shocked at work, and the best way to address a husband's habit of wearing shirts over his face to block out light. The episode features an interview with Richard Stink, a fragrance influencer who has transitioned into writing novels.

00:52:37
Embryologist's Dilemma and Electrician's Shock Reactions

The podcast features a question from an embryologist about what to say to patients after collecting their semen samples. The hosts also discuss a question from an electrician about what to say when they get shocked at work.

01:08:03
Closing Remarks and Thanks

The hosts wrap up the episode with closing remarks, thanking the audience, their guests, and the team behind the show. They also share a wish for more dive bars to turn on their disco balls.

Keywords

Sexpert


A person who claims to be an expert on sex, often without formal qualifications.

Fiddle Faddle


A term used to describe a homemade snack or treat, often made with simple ingredients.

Squished Pennies


Pennies that have been flattened and imprinted with a design, often collected as souvenirs.

Beanie Babies


A popular line of stuffed toys that were highly sought after in the 1990s.

Liquid Nitrogen


A cryogenic liquid used in various applications, including food preservation and scientific research.

Toilet Magic


A term used to describe the use of magic or spells to fix or improve a toilet.

Q&A

  • What is the best way to handle an awkward situation at a sushi conveyor belt restaurant after falling and eating shit?

    Acknowledge the incident immediately, but don't dwell on it. You could try to deflect attention by making a whimsical noise or saying something like, \"It's hard running late, this place is too expensive for me.\""

  • What are some cool things to say when you get shocked at work, other than \"Bozinga\"?

    Since \"Bozinga\" is a common response, try to be more creative. You could pretend to have a mystical experience, make a humorous comment about gas prices, or play it off like you're the one shocking the electricity.

  • What is the most common reason for nine-volt battery incidents?

    The hosts suggest that the most common reason for nine-volt battery incidents is mislabeling or confusion about the wiring in electrical systems.

  • What is the best way to address the face shirt dilemma?

    The hosts offer humorous solutions, such as creating shirts with pictures of the husband's face on them or using Velcro to secure the shirt to his face. However, they ultimately suggest addressing the underlying issue of light sensitivity.

  • What is the most likely reason behind the spray-painted prescription bottles?

    The hosts speculate that the bottles might be intended for geocacheing, storing small items, or even as a humorous way to hold a stash of illicit substances. However, the true reason remains a mystery.

  • What is the significance of the disco ball wish?

    The hosts' wish for more dive bars to use disco balls reflects their appreciation for this nostalgic element and their desire to bring a touch of fun and excitement to everyday life.

Show Notes

Live from Rose City Comic Con in Portland, featuring only the best in lossless fart audio! We love this town, and we love all the questions about the value of valueless collectables, the fun of liquid nitrogen, and how to get electrocuted but in a cool way. 

Suggested talking points: A Picture of Betty Cooper we Didn’t Know We Wanted Until Now, Penny Crimes, Human Tissue Factory, Discreet Plumber Experienced with Toilet Magic, Aroma Romance, Michael’s Secret Stuff

The Aroma Gate covers are available to view here.

Equal Justice Initiative: https://eji.org/about/

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MBMBaM 731: Face 2 Face: Good Face Holes

MBMBaM 731: Face 2 Face: Good Face Holes

Justin McElroy, Travis McElroy, Griffin McElroy