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This episode of "Snake Draft Tuesday" focuses on a spirited draft of "off-brand" or "spinoff" gummy candies, with chocolate explicitly excluded. The hosts, minus Dave due to his dislike for sweets, engage in passionate debates over their selections. The draft order is established, and picks begin, featuring candies like Sour Patch Watermelon, Starburst Jelly Beans, Nerds Gummy Clusters, and various Skittles and Sweet Tart variations. Discussions also touch upon the unique characteristics of candies such as Twizzlers Pull 'n' Peel, Haribo gummies, Albanese Peach Rings, and Darrell Lee Australian Licorice. The episode includes a promotional segment for a Chevy giveaway and delves into nostalgic candies like Tongue Tattoo Fruit Roll-Ups, ultimately concluding with the elimination process and thanks to participants.

Outlines

00:00:00

Introduction and Candy Draft Rules

The podcast begins with housekeeping and introduces the day's topic: a snake draft of "off-brand" or "spinoff" gummy candies, excluding chocolate. Dave's absence is noted due to his dislike for sweet candy. The "Sour Patch Men" group chat, dedicated to Sour Patch Kids, is humorously discussed.

00:03:56

Draft Order, Strategy, and Initial Picks

Participants determine the draft order and begin making selections, starting with the number one pick. They discuss the complexity of their draft boards, especially after excluding chocolate, and compare the number of picks they've prepared.

00:07:53

Promotional Break and First Draft Picks

A promotional segment announces a Chevy giveaway. The first official draft pick is Sour Patch Watermelon, sparking debate about its status. This is followed by the selection of Starburst Jelly Beans, praised for variety.

00:18:32

Mid-Draft Selections and Flavor Debates

Nerds Gummy Clusters are chosen, with hosts highlighting their innovative nature. Sour Patch Grape and Wild Berry Skittles are picked, with discussions on texture and flavor. Sweet Tart Ropes and Tropical Starburst are also selected.

00:32:21

Further Draft Picks and Candy Comparisons

Skittles Littles and Sour Patch Big Kids are chosen, with preferences for size and consistency. Sour Patch Blue Raspberry and Sour Punch Bites are discussed for their popularity and improved formats. Mini Starburst and Starburst Minis Flavor Reds Pack are also picked.

00:50:43

Starburst Preferences and Twizzlers Debate

The discussion delves into preferences for Starburst flavors, particularly lemon and orange, and their texture differences. A strong argument is made for the superiority of Twizzlers Pull 'n' Peel over the original.

00:53:33

Haribo, Sour Patch, and Nerds' Juicy Clusters

Various Haribo candies are discussed and ranked. The introduction of Sour Patch Jelly Beans sparks conversation about the "Sour Patch Men" group chat. Nerds' Juicy Gummy Clusters are raved about for their unique texture and flavor.

01:02:07

Sour Tolerance and Unique Candy Offerings

Airheads Extremes are discussed as a highly sour yet enjoyable candy, prompting a conversation about sour tolerance. The seasonal Sour Patch Kids "Christmas Coal" flavor is highlighted.

01:05:31

Tootsie Rolls, Milk Duds, and Albanese Delights

Tootsie Roll Fruit Rolls are presented, leading to a debate comparing them with Milk Duds, focusing on texture and flavor. Albanese's Peach Rings and Gummy Bears are discussed for their quality.

01:10:34

Licorice, Peach Rings, and Skittles Variations

Darrell Lee Australian Licorice is highly recommended. Trolley Peach Rings and Laffy Taffy Ropes are chosen, with discussions on convenience and flavor. A comparison between Sour Skittles and Gummy Skittles is made.

01:20:03

Sour Haribo, Smart Sweets, and Swedish Fish

Sour Haribo gummy bears and Smart Sweets are discussed, with a focus on the Sour Melon flavor. Swedish Fish and their variations are debated, alongside Starburst Fruit Twists and Hyrobo Berries.

01:22:17

Mints, Mentos, and Chewy Candies

Orange Tic Tacs and Lifesavers Orange Mints are discussed for their addictive qualities. Fruit Mentos and Chewy Sweet-Tarts are praised for their texture and flavor.

01:23:25

Big Chewy Nerds, Lifesavers Gummies, and Nostalgia

Big Chewy Nerds and Lifesavers Gummies are discussed. Tongue Tattoo Fruit Roll-Ups are mentioned as a nostalgic childhood candy.

01:24:05

Sour Gushers, Sour Power Straws, and Final Picks

Sour Gushers and Sour Power Straws are brought up for discussion. Smart Sweets Sour Melon is re-emphasized. Sour Patch Kids Peach and assorted bags are highlighted.

01:25:59

Tootsie Pop vs. Tootsie Roll and Draft Conclusion

A debate ensues about the superiority of Tootsie Pops over Tootsie Rolls. Fruit TTI and Big League Chew are discussed. The participants engage in the elimination process, reflecting on the show's success.

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Q&A

• What is the main topic of this podcast episode?

  The main topic is a "snake draft" where the hosts select their favorite "off-brand" or "spinoff" gummy candies, excluding chocolate.

• Why is Dave not participating in this draft?

  Dave is not participating because he dislikes sweet candy, which is the focus of this particular draft.

• What is the "Sour Patch Men" group chat?

  It's a private group chat among the podcast hosts where they have surprisingly serious and in-depth discussions specifically about Sour Patch Kids candy.

• What was the first overall pick in the gummy candy draft?

  The first overall pick was Sour Patch Watermelon, considered an "OG" and a significant influence on other candy variations.

• How do Twizzlers Pull 'n' Peel compare to the original Twizzlers?

  The consensus leans towards Twizzlers Pull 'n' Peel being superior to the original. Its stringy texture and enhanced flavor are cited as key advantages, making it a preferred choice for many.

• Which Haribo candies were discussed, and what were the general opinions?

  Haribo candies like sour streamers, twin snakes, and gummy bears were debated. Sour streamers and twin snakes received positive mentions for their unique textures and flavors, often preferred over the classic gummy bears.

• What makes Nerds' Juicy Gummy Clusters stand out?

  Nerds' Juicy Gummy Clusters are highly praised for combining the crunch of Nerds with a burst of juice from the gummy center. This unique texture and flavor combination is considered a standout candy experience.

• Are Airheads Extremes considered too sour for most people?

  While Airheads Extremes are noted for their intense sourness, participants found them enjoyable even in larger quantities, suggesting a high tolerance for sourness among the group.

• What is the appeal of the seasonal Sour Patch Kids Christmas Coal flavor?

  The Christmas Coal Sour Patch Kids, with their black raspberry flavor, are highly regarded. There's a strong desire for this unique flavor to be available year-round due to its deliciousness.

• How do Milk Duds compare to Tootsie Rolls in terms of preference?

  Opinions are divided. Some find Milk Duds superior due to their flavor, while others prefer Tootsie Rolls for their softer texture. The hardness of Milk Duds is a common concern regarding dental health.

• What are the key characteristics of Albanese Peach Rings and Gummy Bears?

  Albanese Peach Rings and Gummy Bears are discussed as high-quality candies. While some perceive them as slightly "bougie" due to their packaging, their superior taste and texture are acknowledged.

• Why is Darrell Lee Australian Licorice so highly recommended?

  Darrell Lee Australian Licorice is praised for its exceptional flavor and texture, leading many to buy it in large quantities. Its addictive nature and deliciousness make it a favorite among enthusiasts.

• What are the main points of discussion regarding Laffy Taffy Ropes?

  Laffy Taffy Ropes are appreciated for their convenience and flavor, especially compared to original Laffy Taffy which can be difficult to unwrap. Specific flavors like banana are also a point of contention.

• What is the difference between Sour Skittles and Gummy Skittles?

  Sour Skittles are known for their intense sourness and harder texture, which can sometimes cause mouth discomfort. Gummy Skittles, particularly the sour version, are softer, chewier, and praised for balanced sourness and flavor.

• What makes Smart Sweets Sour Melon a notable candy?

  Smart Sweets Sour Melon is highlighted as a solid candy option, especially for those seeking lower sugar alternatives. Its improved texture and flavor make it a worthwhile choice, despite the brand's higher price point.

• What are the opinions on Swedish Fish and their variations?

  Swedish Fish are considered a divisive candy with a unique flavor. While some enjoy them, others find them less appealing. Variations like mini Swedish Fish and flavored offshoots are also discussed.

• What makes Hyrobo Berries a standout candy?

  Hyrobo Berries are described as incredible candies, particularly the red and black varieties. Their appealing appearance and delicious taste make them a memorable confection.

• What is the appeal of Orange Tic Tacs and Lifesavers Orange Mints?

  Orange Tic Tacs are noted for their addictive quality and pleasant flavor, making them easy to consume in large quantities. Lifesavers Orange Mints are also mentioned as a sweet and potentially dangerous (high sugar) alternative.

• How do Tootsie Pops compare to Tootsie Rolls?

  There's a debate on which is superior. Some argue Tootsie Pops are far better due to their unique combination of lollipop and Tootsie Roll, while others prefer the softer texture of Tootsie Rolls.

• What are the key features of Big League Chew?

  Big League Chew is a shredded bubble gum available in flavors like grape and green apple. While enjoyable, its classification as a candy for drafting purposes is questioned due to it being gum.

Show Notes