Going back to school in your 40’s kinda sucks, but mostly because of your classmates!

Pro tip to get your own row at the movie theatre!

All hail the Medium-Short Kings!

What happens at the cottage?

“Hey Guys, I’m American!” doesn’t resonate quite like it once did.

They say getting rest is important ... but what if your sleep is trying to kill you?

Workshopping some better welcome slogans for your city!

Some things just shouldn’t be said in a pirate voice!

Started from the bottom, now we’re...HERE?

You don’t hear these cross-country travel tales every day!

Hey, Stephen King – we’ve got some book ideas for you!

When your birthday twin isn’t the celeb you hoped it would be.

What not to do with a nail gun, and when not to do it.

Go to space if you want ... but remember - it's not a perfect science.

Being a 30-year-old woman in the 1700’s suckkkkked

These Tooth Fairy rates are out of control!

“Doctor, your bicycling shorts are not inspiring confidence!”

We grew up so poor, I had to fix my own lazy eye!

Tender or aggressive? How do YOU prefer your doctor?

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