Van Halen Sucks

Van Halen Sucks

Update: 2021-12-021
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By pretty much any metric you want to choose, Van Halen was one of the worst bands of all time. This is the soundtrack to getting dumb, being dumb and staying dumb. Literally every fictional band from a movie about a band made better music than Van Halen. This is the musical equivalent of mixing every color of paint in the store together until you end up with brown instead of just buying brown paint.



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Jim Driscoll

I've been waiting SOOOOOlong for this episode.

Dec 3rd
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