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Weather: "I Get Hurt" by ⁠Victor Jones

The voice of Dana Cardinal is Jasika Nicole

Original episode art by ⁠Jessica Hayworth⁠

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Music: ⁠Disparition⁠

Sound Credits: Blender, Bats 1, Bats 2

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Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams

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