"Life without Ann." This week on Vanderpump Rules, we see what life at Tom and Ariana's house looks like without our beloved Ann. Shoes on the table?? We also see James confront Tom about his many lies and all the girls and gays celebrating new life at Lala's sperm donor party (which is the cutest thing ever). May the best sperm win!! Amanda and Ann unpack these things and more.

[CW: Ann talks about death, PTSD, and her experience working in close proximity with someone at risk of self-harm. If you'd like to avoid this section, pause at about 5 minutes in and skip to 08:00 .]

Next, Ann & Amanda discuss Summer House and check in on quarreling spouses Kyle & Amanda.

Then the gals interview feminist filmmaker and resident "Halloween Girl" Lucé Tomlin-Brenner (26:48 ) about her past life as an assistant to a celebrity fitness guru. They talk bodies, bodies, bodies and the bonkers standards of La La Land.

Before class is dismissed (01:14:34 ), Amanda and Ann follow in Lala's footsteps and share what they'd look for in a sperm donor. (This recording really devolved into chaos and much of it could not be included in the final cut -- if you want to listen, subscribe to the Patreon!)

Lucé's Instagram - ltbcomedy

Lucé's Podcast - It's Always Halloween

More Links from Lucé - Surprise!

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