Get up, c*******as, we have Joey “Coco” Diaz in the studio with us today. Joey’s talking about meeting Joe Rogan, the cocaine 80s, kidnapping, prison, Cuban culture and why LA is so corrosive. INDULGE!

00:00 L.A. Women are weak - couldn’t raise his daughter there
01:39 No woman like Joey’s mom - GANGSTA
04:42 Dad ran with the Jews
08:25 Joey grew up fast + supplying Sticky Charlie
12:14 Running numbers in the Bronx + collecting up
14:40 Mom going back to Cuba? + couldn’t get sister out
16:53 Joey can’t leave + Seattle Troubles
24:39 Day in the life of criminal Joey
30:34 Had to leave + 1984 NYC was WILD
37:06 Scarface changed everything + NYC was on fire
42:53 Getting locked up - inevitable + “we have to teach you a lesson”
52:47 Homeless + Credit Card finesse + itchy in Colorado
58:40 The Kidnapping story
01:26:24 Rapport with Judge is paramount + petty criminality
01:30:34 Prison - gangs + hanging outs in Aids facility
01:41:39 Becoming an entertainer - Pryor + Prison
01:50:24 Prison takes away your manhood
01:51:49 Messing with other prisoners
01:55:19 Meeting Joe Rogan & Mitzi Shore + Comedy Store
01:59:58 Comics don’t listen - Mitzi, Kinison, Hicks, Handler
02:09:40 Andrew’s 1st time watching Joey + always learning
02:15:00 LA is horrible + New York is change
02:21:02 Water drinkers spoilt NYC + life has changed
02:22:09 Joey’s daughter is his consigliere
02:24:27 Being good on stage + Testicle Testaments
02:30:32 Rogan’s impact + the Podcast was perfect
02:40:02 Book nearly got cancelled - the story that got taken out
02:43:01 Getting so paranoid, Joey called cops on himself
02:44:29 Supplying Whitney Houston
02:48:35 “Matthew McConaughey, you suck”
02:53:01 Has Joey got all the juice out of life? Sage advice from Slash