1-20
妈，我非常非常抱歉，我知道我不该这样，只是我人在学校身不由己，你懂的，来自朋友圈的压力。我非常非常爱你，你为我所做的一切我都心存感恩。我还是你的乖乖女。
Mom, I am so, so sorry. I know it's no excuse, but I've been feeling a lot of pressure at school. You know, with friends. And I love you so much, and I appreciate everything you do for me. I'm still your little girl.

1-24
68年我在理发店清扫头发的时候，我曾幻想今后自己家庭的样子。如果够走运的话，有一天我会坐拥完美的妻子，完美的孩子。结果呢 我没那运气。最后捞到这么一群二货。可我每天都对此充满感激。呃，大部分时候吧。
Back in '68, when I was sweeping up hair in that barbershop, I had this mental picture of the family that, if I was lucky enough, one day I would end up with- perfect wife, perfect kids. Guess what. I didn't get any of that. Wound up with this sorry bunch. And I'm thankful for that every day. Well, most days.