Statue of Limitations

Statue of Limitations

Update: 2025-05-08
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A few days before Valentine’s Day, Aaron realizes he still hasn’t found a gift for his wife. Not for lack of effort—he’s been looking. But what she wants is oddly specific: a concrete lawn goose. What follows is a story about love, small towns, gift anxiety, and what it means to really try—even if you’re probably going to fail.


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Story created & performed by: Aaron Calafato


Senior Audio Engineer: Ken Wendt


Additional Vocals: Cori Calafato 


Resident Artist: Pete Whitehead 


Original Music: thomas j. duke


Content & Editorial Assistant: Brooks Borden


Content Associate: Isaac Gehring

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Statue of Limitations

Statue of Limitations

Aaron Calafato