FNAF Was A Real Shutdown They Buried

The WWF Pay Per View Was A Weapons Auction

The Cryogenics Facility Still Running Since 1967

Office Space Was A Compliance Simulation You Watched

The Caretaker Who Married Men Then Killed

The Game of Life Trained You To Surrender

The Magic 8 Ball Was a Reality Anchor

That 90s Click Pen Wasn’t a Toy

The New Year Countdown Isn’t a Celebration It’s a Sync

The Scholastic Book Fair Was a Test and You Took It

The McDonald’s PlayPlace Was a Test and Grimace Watched

The Prisoner Whose Accidents Became a Weapon

The Navy Ration Experiment That Inspired Popeye

The West Virginia Road That Vanished People in 1976

The Mortal Kombat Tapes Weren’t Acting in 1992

Nakatomi Plaza: From Free Champagne to War in 3 Seconds – The Hidden Truth

Alfred Packer’s “Survival” Story Didn’t Add Up

The Home Alone House Reopened… and the Traps Woke Up

The Galveastston Night Boat That Never Brought Men Back

My Save File Loaded… And I Wasn’t the One Who Came Back