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The Morning After with Jackie Schimmel

The Morning After with Jackie Schimmel

Update: 2024-06-04
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The episode continues with a discussion about the challenges of living in Los Angeles, particularly the overwhelming nature of social media feedback and the constant need to renovate. The hosts share their experiences with unsolicited advice and the importance of setting boundaries. They then welcome Jackie Schimmel back to the show, where she shares her hilarious experiences with Home Goods, including her attempt to round up for charity and her aversion to excessive wrapping. Jackie also reveals her aversion to cruises, explaining her fear of being trapped and her preference for land-based vacations. The episode concludes with a segment called "Dad to Daddy," where Jackie discusses her husband's musical talents and her appreciation for his ability to play the piano. She also shares her thoughts on the importance of finding new and exciting ways to keep relationships fresh and engaging.

Outlines

00:00:00
Pride Month and WNBA

This Chapter discusses Pride Month and the hosts' experiences at local Pride events. They then transition to a conversation about the WNBA, specifically Caitlin Clark, and the unfair treatment she's receiving from other players. Hank expresses his concern about the cheap shots and lack of respect shown towards Clark, arguing that it could deter fans, especially young girls, from supporting the sport.

00:03:49
Kids' Birthday Parties

This Chapter delves into the challenges of kids' birthday parties, with Hank and Kelly sharing their experiences with multiple parties in a short period and the difficulties of managing siblings. They also discuss the importance of vitamins for kids and highlight the benefits of Higher, a pediatrician-approved vitamin brand.

00:15:47
Jackie Schimmel Joins the Show

This Chapter welcomes Jackie Schimmel to the show, where she shares her experiences as a new mom, including her hilarious gender reveal party featuring a drag queen. Jackie also reveals her aversion to cruises, explaining her fear of being trapped and her preference for land-based vacations.

00:39:26
Life in Los Angeles

This Chapter concludes with a discussion about the unique culture of Los Angeles, with Jackie sharing her encounters with celebrities and her observations about the prevalence of cyber trucks.

00:56:17
Home Goods and Unwanted Advice

This Chapter delves into Jackie Schimmel's experiences with Home Goods, including her attempt to round up for charity and her aversion to excessive wrapping. She also discusses the challenges of living in Los Angeles, particularly the overwhelming nature of social media feedback and the constant need to renovate. The hosts share their experiences with unsolicited advice and the importance of setting boundaries.

01:02:57
Dad to Daddy

This Chapter features a segment called "Dad to Daddy," where Jackie discusses her husband's musical talents and her appreciation for his ability to play the piano. She also shares her thoughts on the importance of finding new and exciting ways to keep relationships fresh and engaging.

Keywords

Home Goods
Home Goods is a popular home décor and furniture retailer known for its wide selection of items at discounted prices. The store is known for its chaotic and crowded atmosphere, which can be both exciting and overwhelming for shoppers. Home Goods is a popular destination for those looking for unique and affordable home décor items, but it can also be a challenging shopping experience due to its limited inventory and competitive nature.

Los Angeles
Los Angeles is a major city in Southern California, known for its vibrant culture, entertainment industry, and beautiful beaches. Los Angeles is home to Hollywood, the heart of the American film industry, and is a popular destination for tourists and celebrities alike. The city is also known for its diverse population, its sprawling suburbs, and its iconic landmarks, such as the Hollywood Sign and the Griffith Observatory.

Social Media Feedback
Social media feedback refers to the comments, reactions, and messages that users post on social media platforms in response to content shared by others. Social media feedback can be a valuable source of information and engagement, but it can also be overwhelming and negative. It is important to be mindful of the potential impact of social media feedback and to set boundaries to protect one's mental health and well-being.

Renovation
Renovation is the process of improving or restoring a building or structure. It can involve a wide range of activities, from minor repairs to major structural changes. Renovations can be a challenging and time-consuming process, but they can also be rewarding, as they can transform a space and make it more functional and aesthetically pleasing.

Cruises
Cruises are a popular form of vacation that involve traveling on a large ship to various destinations. Cruises offer a variety of amenities, including dining, entertainment, and activities. They are often chosen for their convenience, as they allow travelers to visit multiple destinations without having to pack and unpack their bags. Cruises can range in length from a few days to several weeks and can visit destinations around the world.

Musical Instruments
Musical instruments are objects that produce sound and are used to create music. They come in a wide variety of shapes, sizes, and materials, and each instrument has its own unique sound and playing technique. Musical instruments are used in a wide range of musical genres, from classical to jazz to rock and roll. They are a popular form of entertainment and can be used for both solo and group performances.

Relationships
Relationships are connections between two or more people. They can be based on a variety of factors, such as love, friendship, family, or work. Relationships can be both rewarding and challenging, and they require effort and communication to maintain. Healthy relationships are characterized by mutual respect, trust, and support.

Q&A

  • What are some of the challenges of having multiple kids' birthday parties in a short period?

    Hank and Kelly discuss the challenges of managing multiple kids' birthday parties in a short period, including the exhaustion for the kids, the sugar overload, and the difficulty of managing siblings. They also touch on the financial burden of inviting siblings and the logistical challenges of finding childcare.

  • What is Jackie Schimmel's aversion to cruises?

    Jackie Schimmel expresses her aversion to cruises, explaining her fear of being trapped and her preference for land-based vacations. She also shares her experience on a Carnival cruise and her observation of the 'listless souls' by the chicken tenders at 11 p.m., which solidified her dislike for cruises.

  • What are some of the unique aspects of living in Los Angeles?

    Jackie Schimmel shares her experiences living in Los Angeles, including her encounters with celebrities like Jamie Foxx and the Kardashians. She also discusses the prevalence of cyber trucks and the unique culture of the city, which she finds both fascinating and overwhelming.

  • What is Jackie Schimmel's perspective on the Free Britney movement?

    Jackie Schimmel reflects on the Free Britney movement, acknowledging its well-intentioned nature but also expressing her belief that Britney Spears needed more supervision and protection. She shares her own experience with Britney Spears, encountering her at a Starbucks drive-through, and expresses her concern for the pop star's well-being.

  • What is Jackie Schimmel's ideal vacation?

    Jackie Schimmel describes her ideal vacation as a low-key, relaxing experience with good food, pretty bars, and comfortable accommodations. She prefers land-based vacations and enjoys spending time in Paris and New York City, despite her aversion to pigeons.

  • What is Jackie Schimmel's experience with Home Depot?

    Jackie Schimmel shares a hilarious story about encountering a rat at Home Depot, which led her to kick the rat and flee the store. She also discusses her love for home renovation projects and her tendency to kill indoor plants, particularly olive trees.

  • What is Jackie Schimmel's perspective on the competitive nature of shopping at Home Goods?

    Jackie Schimmel describes the competitive nature of shopping at Home Goods, comparing it to a 'fight till the end' for the best deals. She shares her own strategies for navigating the store, including curating a cart and leaving it in a rogue aisle for someone else to find.

  • What is Jackie Schimmel's experience with the Starbucks drive-through?

    Jackie Schimmel shares her experience with the Starbucks drive-through, where she has encountered Britney Spears and Howie Mandel. She expresses her concern about her own behavior in public, particularly when she gets excited, and her fear of being overwhelmed by the celebrity culture of Los Angeles.

  • What is Jackie Schimmel's experience with unsolicited advice?

    Jackie Schimmel discusses the challenges of receiving unsolicited advice, particularly when it comes to parenting and home renovation. She emphasizes the importance of setting boundaries and respecting personal choices.

  • What is Jackie Schimmel's perspective on her husband's musical talents?

    Jackie Schimmel expresses her appreciation for her husband's musical talents, particularly his ability to play the piano. She finds it endearing and sexy, and she enjoys seeing him play for their baby.

Show Notes

Legendary Bitch Bible podcaster Jackie Schimmel visits TMA to gab everything from unapologetic motherhood to turf wars at HomeGoods.

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