The Weedcap

Opus (2025)this movie could’ve been awesome had they cast someone other than john malkovich to play a former pop star. unfortunately he moves in a way so devoid of rhythm, and so painfully caucasian that we just weren’t buying it.join us as we talk all things opus, ponder why glory holes only exist in bathrooms, and question why cult leaders always wear silk clothes.if you’ve seen it, drop your thoughts in the comments pleasethanks for listening.we love ya.

This week on The Weedcap, we kick things off with a heartfelt apology for some of our behavior in the last episode.Then it's straight into the gritty streets of L.A. as we dive into David Ayer’s The Tax Collector. A film where Shia LaBeouf got a real chest tattoo for a role that shows it for approximately seven seconds. We marvel at the commitment, question the choices, and try (unsuccessfully) to figure out what a prostate actually does. Gang wars, questionable accents, and deep anatomical confusion.This one's a ride. More specifically, this one's a ride in candy-painted 64' impala with hydraulics and spoke rims.Thanks for listening, EseWe love ya.

this week we watched sinners. we were very intoxicated for this episode so we also end up talking about plus sized naked and afraid, building the perfect burger, elvis dying on the toilet, and which ethnicity we’d eat if we were vampires.if you’ve seen it, drop your thoughts in the comments. thanks for listening. we love ya.

grab some rope and a rickety stool because you’re about to join us for a deep dive into i melt with you. a movie that seems allergic to things like having a good plot, cinematography, or believable acting.what it does have is Jeremy Piven, Sasha Grey, and Rob Lowe dressed like the unibomber. It starts as a buddy comedy and slowly unravels into something way darker and yet, still tastefully homoerotic. thanks for listening.have a great holiday weekend. we love ya.

Brooke is back by popular demand. She made us watch The Challengers, a movie that she went to see in theaters 3 times. We talk about tennis, which male lead is more attractive, and how when she picked this movie, she texted me and said “Zendaya is in it” which led to me waiting all movie for the Indian dude from American Idol to show up on screen. thanks for listening we love ya long live the people’s princess.

28 inches laterthis was supposed to be about the 28 days later series but we really talk a lot about comas.later in the episode we try to pick one fictional character we’d want with us in the zombie apocalypse. lauren picked woody harrelson from zombieland. i picked ted from jingle all the way. i’d cultivate a daddy dom relationship with him, where i’m the daddy obviously. i’d send him out to bed down women and steal their supplies. later once he returned home, i would take the supplies he gathered for myself. then i would make him tend to my most primal, carnal needs.anyways, this one gets pretty weird.available wherever you get your podcaststhanks for listeningwe love ya

This week on The Weedcap, we tackle The Iceman. A movie where time is measured exclusively by the growth of Michael Shannon’s mustache. We debate whether butter counts as a condiment, how David Schwimmer’s role would’ve been more convincing without a capuchin on his shoulder, and if Ray Liotta’s Chantix commercials were scarier than anything in the film.Also: Michael Shannon is disturbingly hot. That’s it. That’s the post.Drop your thoughts/ratings out of 10 on the film in the comments Available wherever you get your podcastsThanks for listening We love ya

After surviving a surprise factory reset of our soundboard (we’re fine, mostly), we bring you an episode all about The Surfer. The 2024 Nicolas Cage film where he lives in the parking lot of a beach, maybe forgets who he is, and definitely eats a dead rat. It’s a weird, sun-drenched fever dream full of beach bullies, existential breakdowns, and one very intense guy in a red Snuggie. We talk Cage’s beachside meltdown, the line between enlightenment and heatstroke, and why this might be the strangest movie of the year….and that’s saying something. Available wherever you get your podcasts Thanks for listening We love ya Happy Father’s Day to all our mf daddies out there

Welcome to the first episode of Chronically MarvelousA limited run series where everyone’s favorite filmmaker, TESD Town resident, and @reviewinghistorypod extraordinaire Brian (lifelong Marvel fan) drags Caleb (Marvel virgin, stoned contrarian) through every movie in the MCU.We’re starting with X-Men (2000), the leather-clad opener that kicked off two decades of cinematic dominance by treating mutant genocide and Hugh Jackman’s abs with equal gravity.Join us as we kick around Hugh Jackman’s pending divorce, wonder how much culpability the X-Men have in allowing 9/11 to happen, and ponder the possibility of a satellite school where they keep the non-attractive mutants. It’s the dawn of a long, possibly cursed journey through the MCUapologies for any pauses as there was a bit of a delay.thanks for listening

roll up a jeffery and spiral with us into the cold, horny void of Eyes Wide ShutStanley Kubrick’s final, bleak whisper about sex, power, and the death rattle of meaning. We follow Tom Cruise as he sleepwalks through a city that might not exist, chasing shadows, fantasies, and the illusion that anyone really knows or loves him. We breakdown how Nicole Kidman delivers monologues with the cadence of asthmatic, wheelchair-bound Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle. We wonder how anyone could belong to a sex-cult when post nut clarity exists. We come to the conclusion that this movie is 2 and half hours of Tom Cruise getting hardcore cuckolded. let us know what you thought of the flick in the comments below available wherever you get your podcasts thanks for listening we love ya

this morning we took a psychedelic stumble (shoutout to UK Cheese 🧀) into tiptoes a movie so catastrophically misjudged, it feels like a prank on both hollywood and the concept of good taste. we unpack the in’s and out’s of dwarves at the chinese buffet (yes, including plate strategy), pitch our new reality TV obsession little women: baltimore, ponder if a dead dwarf would be enough to fill a single vulture’s stomach, and try to wrap our melted brains around the fact that gary oldman plays a dwarf… by walking on his knees. that’s not a joke. that’s the movie.what follows is a chaotic spiral into stunt casting, Peter Dinklage as a horny French marxist , and a script that feels like it was written immediately following a severe concussion. buckle up. this one’s got short kings, long silences, and a truly cursed performance that no one asked for.available wherever you get your podcaststhanks for listeningwe love ya drop your thoughts in the comments plz and thx

buckle up and crush your meds: this week on the weedcap, we dive face-first into what might be the craziest movie ever made — spun. m3th , adult cartoon sequences, mickey rourke, and more seizure editing than you can shake a pipe at. lauren and caleb try (and fail) to follow the plot while tripping over speed-induced hallucinations, floating tiddies, and a soundtrack that smells like trucker sweat and monster energy.this ain’t just a movie — it’s a 90-minute panic attack with a nu-metal heartbeat. join us as we ask: is spun cinema, or is it just a felony in widescreen?

Grab a breakfast pint and join us for a saturday morning wake and bake while we dissect the James McAvoy led Speak No Evil. We mostly talk about the mouth noises British people make when they speak, festival girls, the time I was hired to do standup at a memorial service, and getting some head at the dinner table. We hope you have a great weekend Thanks for listening We love ya

it’s officially twink season so fire up something potent and slip into something artificial—this week we’re getting deep (and we mean deep) into companion. a tale of penetration, power settings, and partners who come fully upgradeable. when josh brings iris to a remote lakehouse for a little group interface, things get hairy fast: bad connections, forced reboots, and one very sticky error message. we’re talking backdoor access, hacked inhibitions, and firmware so freaky it voids the warranty. tune in as we finger the plot, stroke the subtext, and ask: is love still love when she’s got a charging port?available now wherever you get your podcasts thanks for listeningwe love ya

fire up some scorpion and join us for a mystical, homoerotic trip through the florida keys, where jake gyllenhaal kicks ass, conor mcgregor levitates with rage, and a haunted bar may or may not be a portal to purgatory. we dive deep into roadside nihilism, sweaty violence, and cgi punches that echo through time. is dalton a bouncer, a ghost, or the last ufc fighter to ever feel love? we don’t know. we’re too high. but we do know this: if your bar needs saving, pray it’s not by someone with this much unresolved trauma.this episode brought to you by Sap Daddy's Tree Liquors. not legally syrup, not legally liquor, 100% flammable

the monkeyif we see stephen king, just know its’s on sight thanks for listening we love ya

brooke is back and all you need to know is yesterday she texted me qoute "dear lord i was off that moscato. i didn't say anything offensive did i?"tombstone barely comes up, sorry bout that. this one got pretty sloppy and turned into a 2v1 on every subject. we'll be back with a more movie based episode on wednesday.thanks for listeningwe love ya

flight riska 91 minute affront on the senseswritten by jared rosenbergdirected by mel gibsonthat means nature is healing thanks for listening we love ya

this one is a doozy. had the best time hanging and talking with our friend @parkerbrowncomedy. parker is legitimately one of the funniest comics to ever walk this earth and if you have the chance to see him locally, do it now before he’s selling out clubs. he’s the reigning magooby’s joke house comedian of the year. to put that into context, past winners include stavros halkias and shane gillis. simply put, it’s an honor to call him a friend and we appreciate him doing our show. if you wanna hear about the velocipastor, you’re shit out of luck. lotta wim hof talk. thanks for listening we love ya

the pope is dead and i’m not feeling so great myselfel diablo was conquered but this episode is probably borderline unlistenable, towards the end I couldn’t even finish a sentence. I should’ve had a guest on for lauren to talk to while I ingested because I didn’t take into account how busy my mouth would be taking down all the beers, burgers, and bongers. also I said some things I regret but is a man to be held responsible for everything that he speaks after ingesting 6 beers in an hour? I think not.we’ll see you on wednesday night, live on youtube with a very special guest. our good friend and magooby’s comedian of the year @parkerbrowncomedy super size me available wherever you get your podcasts. thanks for listeningwe love ya