We are now doing shows live on Twitch and spoiler alert: we’re already spiraling.

Starting with oyster shucking, corn talk, and a bitter fight over street cred before tumbling into The Order (2024). Jude Law shows up as an 80s FBI agent with a Ron Swanson mustache, a bum ticker, and a nose that bleeds whenever he gets too intense. There are neo nationalists, Nicholas Hoult brooding, Jurnee Smollett acting, and Marc Maron on the receiving end of a drive by shooting.

Somewhere in there, we deep dive the “Sussy Jussie” Smollett hoax, complete with Nigerians in sandals, which sandwich he was going to order at 2AM, and overtime lawsuits.

Just when the chaos seems to peak, we pitch a Walmart loss prevention epic starring Detective Tony Tortellini, and then the phones light up….A caller from Wisconsin takes over: a toilet salesman with insider knowledge who walks us through the porcelain underworld.

We had a lot of fun doing this one.

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