THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/26/25

DID THEY CATCH ALL OF THOSE MONKEYS THO?..: HOUR FOUR

SHE WILL NOT LEAVE MY NIPPLES ALONE: HOUR THREE

WE SHOULD NOT HAVE WATCHED THAT MOVIE DUDE..: HOUR TWO

THAT'S A LOT OF BALLOONS MAN, TOO DAMN MANY ACTUALLY: HOUR ONE

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/25/25

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN SHE WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE: HOUR FOUR

THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S EVER GONNA FEEL GOOD: HOUR THREE

YOU'RE LUCKY YOU EVEN MADE IT HOME DUDE: HOUR TWO

AT THIS POINT SHE'S NOT MAKING YOU DO ANYTHING DUDE: HOUR ONE

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/24/25

THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A ROOM MATE: HOUR FOUR

SO MUCH FOR PRIVACY IN THE WORK BATHROOM...: HOUR THREE

SHE SAID HE HAS TOO MANY TOYS.... NO, NOT THE KIND YOU'RE THINKING OF: HOUR TWO

FAT BOY YOU DROVE OVER TWO HOURS TO GET FOOD BRO... REALLY?: HOUR ONE

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/23/25

YOU COULDN'T PAY ME ENOUGH TO GO THERE: HOUR FOUR

SO WHAT IF THE KIDS ARE 10, IF THEY WANNA WORK... LET EM WORK: HOUR THREE

YOU MIGHT WANNA STAY AWAY FROM YOUR UNCLE FOR A BIT: HOUR TWO

PROBABLY NOT THE WORST GIFT IDEA IF WE'RE BEING HONEST: HOUR ONE